United Thread | 2025/26

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The scum have simply reverted to type ie what they were in the 70s and eighties, a mid table club who occasionally won a domestic cup and had household name players, Buchan, Jordan, McQueen, Macari and so on but couldn't fashion a team, would flatter to deceive early on in the season but then revert to type, and every 3 years or so sack their manager and look for the next messiah.

When they did eventually find him it even took him 5 years to sort out the shit show, there is no way in this day and age any manager is getting 5 years, Arsenal by some miracle have given Arteta 5 years and are only starting to now reap the signs of a benefit and still haven't actually won anything bar that first Fa cup, there is no way that would be indulged now

I think the cycle of shite is here for the long term and that is a wonderful feeling, modern business will never allow them to give a manager time and as a result they will drift in the pool of also ran shit for eternity
 
Sky are either furiously wanking over them

The fact they still obsess to this extent, over what has been a midtable club for over a decade, confirms there simply has to be some kind of clause in their contract that says they have to do so. They have to keep them “big”.

At what point does this ever stop?

It’s mental.
I have always believed there was a clause of that kind inserted when bskyb sold their 10% shares in the rags to mcmanus and magnier.

iirc bskyb actually put in a bid to completely buy the rags just before the turn of the millennium but the government blocked it.
 
And now on BBC Sport - Rooney stating that 'Carrick would bring back spirit of (gtr) M*n uted'. I presume these are the spirits that bacon has smuggled out. What effing else could it mean? Spirit - just another word that has no meaning to the situation.
They'd perform better with the spirit of Matt Busby
 
The scum have simply reverted to type ie what they were in the 70s and eighties, a mid table club who occasionally won a domestic cup and had household name players, Buchan, Jordan, McQueen, Macari and so on but couldn't fashion a team, would flatter to deceive early on in the season but then revert to type, and every 3 years or so sack their manager and look for the next messiah.

When they did eventually find him it even took him 5 years to sort out the shit show, there is no way in this day and age any manager is getting 5 years, Arsenal by some miracle have given Arteta 5 years and are only starting to now reap the signs of a benefit and still haven't actually won anything bar that first Fa cup, there is no way that would be indulged now

I think the cycle of shite is here for the long term and that is a wonderful feeling, modern business will never allow them to give a manager time and as a result they will drift in the pool of also ran shit for eternity

He was lucky If it wasn’t for Covid he wouldn’t of gone through the piss poor period, he would of gone fans wouldn’t of stood for it..
 
Revel in these cunts demise blues, take the piss, rub their fuckin arrogant, entitled noses in it, never forget, even if their lickspittle,brown nosing cunts in this countrys so called sports media still fawn over to them and the myth of their DNA bollocks, we know what they are, keep your foot on their scabby scrawny necks blueboys!
MCFC OK!
 
Remember the rag taunts how they did not constantly change managers like City?

How many is it this year and also since Fergie retired compared to City? We may not win the manager count but certainly do when it comes to the number of football trophies won since then.
 
Makes you wonder what the players think for the dream team considering only Holland has any experience of coaching at senior level

Carrick will have Steve Holland is his assistant who worked under Southgate during his England reign Holland was sacked after four months as boss of Japanese club Yokohama F Marinos in April

Jonathan Woodgate, Jonny Evans and Travis Binnion will also be part of Carrick's staff.

Woodgate managed Boro between 2019 and 2020 and had a short spell as Bournemouth manager in 2021
Woodgate worked under Carrick at Middlesbrough and was a team-mate of United director of football Jason Wilcox at Leeds

Travis Binnion From their academy, former U21 coach having moved there from Sheffield United where he took over from Nick Cox at the Blades then followed him to the rags. Currently helping Fletcher but, is staying as part of the dream team no experience coaching senior football

All very pally-pally

So to summarise the dream team
Carrick Sacked by Middlebrough
Holland Sacked by Yokohama
Woodgate Sacked by Middlesbrough and Bournemouth
Jonny Evans Novice coach
Binnion U21 Coach
Holland the dinosaur who upset Ben White with his bullying. United still don’t get it do they? Football has moved on. What success has Carrick had as a manager?
 
Really think this Amorim sacking is the one that will spectacularly and permanently fuck them. They haven't even sacked him for footballing reasons, he just had the guts to consistently call out their terrible board and then said board decided they didn't like that, so out he goes. Performances were improving, results were getting better, and he was keeping United in the hunt for 4th-6th place despite all the injuries they've had recently. They're actually 3rd based on xG created/conceded this season, not far behind City and Arsenal. Sacking him now, when they've had about 10 chances to do so over the last 12 months, seems mad.

Not only that, but the guy they stole from Newcastle - that Dan Ashworth bloke - resigned over Amorim's appointment. Our old guy Omar Berrada wanted him and Ashworth said "Fine, run the club without me". They lost their Director of Football over Amorim and now they're sacking him 12 months on. They weren't winning as many games this season as they should under Amorim, and there were definitely some bad moments, but the performances were more cohesive and better structured (on the whole), and the players were starting to deliver on Amorim's vision. I could see them finishing 4th-6th.

Their improvement from last season has actually been quite good, and Amorim's signings have been among United's best players this season (always a good sign). It's worth mentioning as well that after months of arguing over his 3-4-3 system it seems he'd finally started to get everyone on board. I'm not saying Amorim would have won them a Premier League title before 2030 or anything like that, but after a bumpy first six months he was putting in decent foundations and finally giving United a bit of identity. I reckon they were on to finish top half comfortably in 2026 and then get back into Europe from 2027.

But United have just chucked it all out the window. They've just retreated into the same childlike state they were in around 2018/19, when they thought the perfect tonic to an argumentative and stubborn ideologue (Mourinho) was to simply hire one of Ferguson's former players and keep reminding people about "spirit" (Solksjaer). The parallels are hilarious. It's absolutely barmy how bad United makes people at their jobs. They might well win the derby at the weekend, and Carrick might get off to a good start, but the people in that boardroom are obsessed with pushing the reset button regardless of where the current project is up to. They'll never get anywhere. They'll completely change course if Carrick does well, by the way, and then sack him before the end of 2026 when the honeymoon period blows up. And they'll be back to square one again.

Chelsea have been the same ever since Tuchel went. Actually, just since Boehly came in. They get so far with a decent manager and then BOOM, everything gets blown up and started again. Tuchel was doing okay then BOOM, Potter came in. Potter was shit so they got Pochettino in, who was doing okay and then BOOM, Maresca came in. Maresca was doing okay but then BOOM it's time for Liam Rosenior. It's not a model you can run a top club on, lurching from one style to the next, spending millions on one idea for 12 months and then spending more millions on another idea for the next 12 months. Chelsea and United are going to be several nautical miles out of the title picture for fucking years now - and even when their boards realise why, they'll just press the BOOM button again and hire the next magic man. Hilarious.
 

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