Gary Neville

He's gone from being quite an unbiased co-commentator who gave well-rounded opinions throughout the game and suddenly turned into the complete opposite.

Generic comments, trying to make mountains out of molehills, sensationalising every little thing on the pitch, disrespecting a lot of footballers and their managers all while saying 'ooooo' to 99% of the match.

Painful to listen to him nowadays. Coupled with Drury sat there frothing at the mouth because he has to go more than 30 seconds without some ridiculously descriptive TED talk about every player on the pitch.
 
The ****'s just bitter that Burnham's not running for champagne charlie PM, so he can't be pronounced the holy king of all of greater mancunia...
 
"ex-Manchester United defender Neville claimed he had to call his wife, Emma, across to watch the moment Dowman scored as he got moved watching it at home.
Neville told Sky Sports: "You talk about magical Premier League moments and I actually got emotional just for the young kid. It was special in a number of ways, the celebration, the way in which is that’s how football should be.



What the fuck is this?

He got moved watching it?

Weird ****
 
"ex-Manchester United defender Neville claimed he had to call his wife, Emma, across to watch the moment Dowman scored as he got moved watching it at home.
Neville told Sky Sports: "You talk about magical Premier League moments and I actually got emotional just for the young kid. It was special in a number of ways, the celebration, the way in which is that’s how football should be.



What the fuck is this?

He got moved watching it?

Weird ****
Apparently, he's compared the goal to Sergio's title winning goal vs QPR.


Words fail me.

Reminds me of the old saying; "better to keep your mouth shut, and be thought of as a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt". Something like that, anyway!
 
"ex-Manchester United defender Neville claimed he had to call his wife, Emma, across to watch the moment Dowman scored as he got moved watching it at home.
Neville told Sky Sports: "You talk about magical Premier League moments and I actually got emotional just for the young kid. It was special in a number of ways, the celebration, the way in which is that’s how football should be.



What the fuck is this?

He got moved watching it?

Weird ****
I know where I’d like to move the gargoyle-faced twat.

Siberia.
 
And, pray tell me young man; what have the good burghers of Nivosibirsk (God bless Google!) done to deserve that?
Young man?

Who are you, Brian Clough?

Have you forgotten I’m about three months older than you?

I’m sure there are plenty of large, uninhabited areas of Siberia, that the gargoyle could occupy.

He could even make the acquaintance of the local wolf population.
 

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