Liverpool (A) | PL | Post Match Thread

[northendenton]

Of cause he did.

Lucky not to have been booked for time wasting

 

[axlgod]

Good, the Dracula looking alphabet spaghetti name ****

Carve that in stone.
Genuinely laughing out loud!!!!

 

[northendenton]

Anyone savvy enough to set footage of the Cherki pea roller disallowed goal and subsequent shirt pulls to the Benny Hill music? ;)

Still can't believe that shot ended up in the back of the net - it looked like it had no legs on it whatsoever when he hit it but it just kept rolling!

Keep them doggies rolling rawhide yee ha

 

[No One Understands]

Salah's dive on that faint shirt pull was downright embarrassing, the cheating ****

Exactly this. Those shirt pulls were on different levels.

When he dived, I remembered how much I can't stand players that sell fouls. The sooner he is gone from them, the better the odds will be that we won't be subject to some unpunished dubious dive.

 

[noseve]

Anyone savvy enough to set footage of the Cherki pea roller disallowed goal and subsequent shirt pulls to the Benny Hill music? ;)

Well, just for the hell of it I ran this by ChatGPT. It can't use the footage for copyright reasons, but this is its suggestion (untouched by me).

Some takeaways:
¹) ChatGPT must be a City fan:
²) It hasn't noticed that Klopp has left.

Here it is, in full (btw, Yakety Sax is the music):

"Alright, crank the imaginary volume to unreasonably loud
Yakety Sax begins…

Wide shot.
Cherki gets the ball. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Two Liverpool players sprint toward him, immediately choosing the wrong angles.

Cut to close-up.
Cherki drops a shoulder. One defender keeps running anyway, like he’s late for a bus.

Fast pan.
Another Liverpool shirt slides in — misses everything except dignity.

Crowd shot.
A fan spills a drink. No one helps him. The music speeds up.

Back to the pitch.
Cherki dribbles through a gap that legally should not exist.
Yakety sax intensifies.

The finish.
Ball in the net.
Cherki wheels away celebrating.
A teammate joins him.
A second teammate joins.
They nearly collide.

RECORD SCRATCH.
The referee appears in frame from absolutely nowhere, blowing the whistle with great purpose and zero explanation.

Freeze frame on Cherki.
Hands in the air. Eyebrows raised.
Unfreeze. Everyone starts jogging in different directions.

VAR room cutaway.
Five officials crowd around a screen.
One points.
Another shakes his head.
A third draws a line that appears to be on a cloud.

Split screen chaos.

Liverpool defender appealing

Cherki laughing in disbelief

Ref tapping his earpiece like it’s broken

Klopp gesturing in every possible direction

The decision.
Goal disallowed.

Final gag.
The camera cuts back to the original defender who is still running, finally stopping and looking around, confused.

Yakety Sax ends with a dramatic flourish.

Honestly? If this ever gets edited for real, football culture peaks forever"



I love the 'RECORD SCRATCH' moment :-)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Who was the blue who ran on the pitch and hugged Haaland as he is lay on the floor when what we thought the third went in? Was absolute chaos, if only they had given that goal it would have been the cherry on top of a good day to be a blue. Still buzzing 2 days afterwards.

 

[oakiecokie]

Bwahaha Bwahaha

I enjoyed every single minute of that and whats with the Scousers doing a Jimmy Gagney take of "you dirty rat" to the King of Portugal, Bernie. ;) ;) ;)
Love it, love it, love it.

 

[Gesario]

I’m not entirely sure, but I think the bloke at 7:40 might think Bernie is a rat…

And the one at 8:10…

He walks into any of their shitty teams but he’s our rat….. so fk off

 

[Platt Lane 59]

If the Dippers finish 6th then they will qualify and the team finishing in 5th will miss out ….

You heard it here first.

An interesting idea.
But, what if the Trafford Tramps end up in 5th position ?
Probably, a new rule whereby The History Clubs have a "bye" into the Champs League final 16 ?

 

[Gesario]

Anyone savvy enough to set footage of the Cherki pea roller disallowed goal and subsequent shirt pulls to the Benny Hill music? ;)

Still can't believe that shot ended up in the back of the net - it looked like it had no legs on it whatsoever when he hit it but it just kept rolling!

Not sure it was a shot, look when he releases it, caught in two minds I think, trying to play Haaland in ?

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Bang on. And joleon said in the studio that salah isn’t one to go down (that was in relation to the Bernardo incident in the first half) YCMIU

That's why Joleon shouldn't be on the telly.
He has taken the golden shilling.
Just switch the wooden top off, whenever they ask for his predictable opinions.
Get Nedum in !!!

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Cry Arse Scousers



Found this in my youtube feed - Enjoy

 

[ArniArason]

Cry Arse Scousers



Found this in my youtube feed - Enjoy

Some of that looks like ai

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

You could be right but fuck it - i enjoyed it!

 

[Doc_Testosterone]

I enjoyed every single minute of that and whats with the Scousers doing a Jimmy Gagney take of "you dirty rat" to the King of Portugal, Bernie. ;) ;) ;)
Love it, love it, love it.

It is Bernie’s legacy to rattle them.

 

[Vic]

He did get to the ball but was subsequently cleaned out

You've cropped his post to change the sense of it.

 

[Dialog]

 

[i kne albert davy]

That's why Joleon shouldn't be on the telly.
He has taken the golden shilling.
Just switch the wooden top off, whenever they ask for his predictable opinions.
Get Nedum in !!!

Anybody who backs our corner never gets seen again, re Buzzer at OT.

 

[sandiegoblue]

I was surprised but pleased our penalty was given seeing as Nunes had no chance of getting to the ball after he had played it past Allison.

Some players would have bottled out of that challenge. Nunes deserves more credit for winning us that penalty.

 

[borassic]

Cry Arse Scousers



Found this in my youtube feed - Enjoy

Can we fuck this AI shite off please