United Thread | 2025/26

[dickie davies]

I want them to finish outside the European places - is that too much to ask?

I hate myself for saying it, but it would probably be better if they did finish in a CL place
If they get into the Europa league, they'll piss that as it really is a third rate competition. Them and spurs got to the final last season
Whereas in the CL they'll get battered

 

[Protein Junkie]

I hate myself for saying it, but it would probably be better if they did finish in a CL place
If they get into the Europa league, they'll piss that as it really is a third rate competition. Them and spurs got to the final last season
Whereas in the CL they'll get battered

I admire your process of thought but that would require them winning games.
And that is a big nooooooo.

 

[blueste41]

 

[waspish]

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The five wins in a row is league games for the rag lad

 

[blueste41]

The five wins in a row is league games for the rag lad

Now come on, don't be letting facts get in the way of my fun ;)

 

[waspish]

They gone on there hols for the last 2 weeks

 

[bavarian blue]

Lack of involvement must hurt deep inside. Yesterday's people.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said...

 

[WestGorton]

Lack of involvement must hurt deep inside. Yesterday's people.

Agreed. About as relevant as Westlife. Same era.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Same could be said for Everton, they haven't played since the 10th Feb, the same night as when the Rags played West Ham.

Hopefully Everton do the twats.

They'll roll over APU.

 

[dadnlad]

They'll roll over APU.

it's a pleasure to lose to this man u team

 

[remember arthur mann]

it's a pleasure to lose to this man u team

And their glorious resurrection.

 

[dadnlad]

And their glorious resurrection.

can hear him now singing praises

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Old Trafford takeaway loved by Man Utd fans taken to court after disgusting find

It comes after signs of a rat infestation were found at the premises

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Haha, rats, they follow them everywhere.

 

[Cobwebcat]

Come on Everton. Don’t want United finishing top 5 and getting a CL place.

 

[BlueNomad]

Come on Everton. Don’t want United finishing top 5 and getting a CL place.

Plus, another chance for Moyes to stick it up their arses!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Guess they’ve found where Fernandes lives.

 

[Midlands Blue]

Guess they’ve found where Fernandes lives.

Exhibit 1 m'lud

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

I wonder what game changing and incredibly wrong decision these cheating cunts will get tonight?

 

[skillman]

Yoro banned from driving for 6 months and fined £666 for going 70mph in a 30mph zone.

6 months and £666. Joke.

Pisses me off shit like that, putting other people at risk for absolutely no fucking reason.