United Thread | 2025/26

[GOULDYBOBS]

That's what I thought with the cheat we had last night. Eight fouls to their two in the first half. Fuckin' laughable. The fouls on us aren't recorded in the stats 'cos the whistling wankers don't blow for them, they just ignore them.

Let us "play advantage" across our back four

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Let us "play advantage" across our back four

Yeah, we're nailed on for a free kick anywhere near either corner flag in the half we're defending.

 

[Tracking back]

Wouldn't be surprised if they put in a bid for Morgan White Gibbs and Anderson. That will be some attacking threat. Hopefully we'll nab Anderson though.

Anderson wouldn't touch that cesspit of a club with a barge pole.

He'll have every top club in the premier league after him in the summer. He'll want to join a club that's going places and which can do things for themselves, not a club that stuck in the 90s

 

[JASR]

Where there is Power, Greed and Money there'll always be corruption.

Where there is Trump, there will always be Greed, Grift and grief


Edit: lol, sorry thought I was in the politics thread!

 

[Gazza]

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The utter state of this shite

 

[Gazza]

The utter state of this shite

I wonder how a complete unknown like him got a recording contract so easily.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I wonder how a complete unknown like him got a recording contract so easily.

"Give me the contract or I hire my mum as lead singer...."

 

[Gazza]

"Give me the contract of I hire my mum as lead singer...."

She's already there - have you not looked at the drumstick?

 

[City Hobgoblin]

The utter state of this shite

More evidence that the crumbling of society and culture began when the Spice Girls were created in that lab somewhere and released upon the world.

 

[Franny 1234]

Last night defeat might mean they dont give the job to Carrick.
If he's gets the job that's another 2 seasons without trophies.
The silver lining in Rags winning is Carrick getting full time job.
Mind the gap SCUM.

 

[Bluekiwi]

My young sister sent me a headline from the BBC that was quoting Carrick as United can WIN the league. Is he really expecting the Arseend to lose SIX of their last eight games? or is he thinking ahead to say 2050?

 

[Blue Mist]

The utter state of this shite

I laughed. I shouldn't have but I did.
"We loved having you here" from the Deaf Institute.

I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing.

 

[JASR]

I wonder how a complete unknown like him got a recording contract so easily.

In the words of Mrs Merton:
‘So Mr record producer, what 1st attracted you to the son of the biggest celebrity husband and wife in Britain?’

 

[Gazza]

I laughed. I shouldn't have but I did.
"We loved having you here" from the Deaf Institute.

I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing.

Like the old insult "A face that's perfect for the radio", or in this case "Music that is perfect for the Deaf Institution"

 

[Protein Junkie]

Music Label Executive - “Listen Cruz, I went through thick and thin to get that record contract for you “
Cruz Beckham - “It’s David and Victoria to you”.

 

[TFC]

The utter state of this shite

I didn't click on it because fuck that but I'm sure the lad is 'super talented'. As an aside, I've got a modelling gig at the blind institute this weekend.

 

[JASR]

Music Label Executive - “Listen Cruz, I went through thick and thin to get that record contract for you “
Cruz Beckham - “It’s David and Victoria to you”.

Brilliant

 

[Asa's left peg]

I didn't click on it because fuck that but I'm sure the lad is 'super talented'. As an aside, I've got a modelling gig at the blind institute this weekend.

Is that before the PiGMOL consistency meeting or after?

 

[TFC]

Is that before the PiGMOL consistency meeting or after?

Its after mate. They aren't fussed what time I go on at the BI, its usually dark and the lights are usually off which is odd as I keep bumping into stuff.