United Thread | 2025/26

[richardtheref]

I didn't click on it because fuck that but I'm sure the lad is 'super talented'. As an aside, I've got a modelling gig at the blind institute this weekend.

My brother in law was blind and a member of Blindlife Durham before he sadly passed away. Anyway, Blindlife Durham once organised a trip to an art gallery

 

[Protein Junkie]

My brother in law was blind and a member of Blindlife Durham before he sadly passed away. Anyway, Blindlife Durham once organised a trip to an art gallery

True Story.
I worked next to a Disability Employment Advisor. One day our Receptionist come up to our desks and said
“Sorry to interrupt but I have a Mr Jones at reception. He’s just been registered blind and wants to see you”.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Last night defeat might mean they dont give the job to Carrick.
If he's gets the job that's another 2 seasons without trophies.
The silver lining in Rags winning is Carrick getting full time job.
Mind the gap SCUM.

 

[dadnlad]

My young sister sent me a headline from the BBC that was quoting Carrick as United can WIN the league. Is he really expecting the Arseend to lose SIX of their last eight games? or is he thinking ahead to say 2050?

Barrada has a dream ?

 

[bernard o'silver]

The utter state of this shite

Must've got his 'musical' talent from.his mum ;-)

 

[malg]

The utter state of this shite

Jesus Christ, I watched some of that.

 

[Blue Budgie]

Jesus Christ, I watched some of that.

Absolutely dreadful noise.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I wonder how a complete unknown like him got a recording contract so easily.

Probably the same way his brother got a major publishing deal for a photography book without any experience.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

In the words of Mrs Merton:
‘So Mr record producer, what 1st attracted you to the son of the biggest celebrity husband and wife in Britain?’

That’s Richard & Judy’s lad?

 

[malg]

I laughed. I shouldn't have but I did.
"We loved having you here" from the Deaf Institute.

I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing.

Alan Partridge springs to mind when he's buying his 'big bastard dream house' near the school for the deaf and he's wondering if that means there'll be lots of noise or no noise...

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Are these still the biggest cunts in football ? Thought so.

 

[Vienna_70]

Are these still the biggest cunts in football ? Thought so.

They always have been, and always will be.

 

[Johnnyblue7]

The utter state of this shite

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Music Label Executive - “Listen Cruz, I went through thick and thin to get that record contract for you “
Cruz Beckham - “It’s David and Victoria to you”.

Until I saw this I had no idea Cruz Beckham even existed

 

[Deepest Blue]

They so want to be us

 

[TinFoilHat]

They so want to be us

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Agent Hughes - Your mission. Should you choose to accept it is...

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Probably the same way his brother got a major publishing deal for a photography book without any experience.

Same can be said on how Kelly Obsourne got a major record deal without any proper singing experience.

Cruz Beckham sound like something you would hear down your local, just worse.

 

[york away to this!]

Nepotism and networking always goes on and is fine, of course.
Though if that twat appeared on stage at the local it'd get bottled off...

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Who are they playing this weekend?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They so want to be us

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Either City don’t pay very well or the rags have “done a slab head” and offered silly money to capture him.