I don’t like to pat myself on the back but I absolutely annihilated a Rag at work this past week, it was glorious. He claimed they were formed first and were therefore “originals”.
I went into a full Rafa Benitez “facts” rant in front of everyone. There’s a Utd fan who doesn’t really care about them and supports Chorley more, who even agreed I’d done him.
I pointed out they have chosen the earliest date possible for their foundation of 1878 which is false, ignored the fact that in 1902 their founders were adamant “Manchester Utd” was a new entity, that the move to call themselves Manchester was stolen from us, 8 years after we had become Manchester’s club. That their nickname was stolen from Salford Rugby, that their “glory glory Man Utd” chant was stolen from Spurs. That their crap “flag flying high” chant was stolen from Chelsea. That their first circular badge was stolen from Liverpool.
That they moved out of Manchester in 1910 and their only period playing back in the city was borrowing our ground. That their more recent obsession with linking The Stone Roses to the club, is because City had already done it with Oasis.
I finished by saying the only original thing about you is you became the biggest set of cunts in world football. He just looked dumbfounded.
It was in my top 5 career moments and was fuck all to do with work.