President Trump

Classy fucker.



My brother has Down Syndrome. I'm absolutely not exaggerating when I say he is more fit to be President than the incumbent. He has an appreciation of right and wrong, he doesn't like to inflict pain on others and is sad when he sees someone do that. He's capable of listening to other people and responding appropriately. He sometimes get frustrated that other peoples needs might be in conflict with his, but with support he manages that. He knows when he's gone too far and acts accordingly. He gets his fun and joy out of good things rather than the misery of others. With a bit of prompting he will share stuff. He can say please and thank you. He is cheeky but not malicious.

His cognitive capacity is not high and his motor skills aren't great but in every single way that is important he is a much more whole human being than that wretched wretched man.
 
My brother has Down Syndrome. I'm absolutely not exaggerating when I say he is more fit to be President than the incumbent. He has an appreciation of right and wrong, he doesn't like to inflict pain on others and is sad when he sees someone do that. He's capable of listening to other people and responding appropriately. He sometimes get frustrated that other peoples needs might be in conflict with his, but with support he manages that. He knows when he's gone too far and acts accordingly. He gets his fun and joy out of good things rather than the misery of others. With a bit of prompting he will share stuff. He can say please and thank you. He is cheeky but not malicious.

His cognitive capacity is not high and his motor skills aren't great but in every single way that is important he is a much more whole human being than that wretched wretched man.
Top post mate
 
This afternoon in his presser Trump said he liked the President of Venezuela and that he gets along with HIM well.

That person is Delcy Rodriguez - a woman in her 50's
I may be wrong but has he not met the Venezuela leader lol
 
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My brother has Down Syndrome. I'm absolutely not exaggerating when I say he is more fit to be President than the incumbent. He has an appreciation of right and wrong, he doesn't like to inflict pain on others and is sad when he sees someone do that. He's capable of listening to other people and responding appropriately. He sometimes get frustrated that other peoples needs might be in conflict with his, but with support he manages that. He knows when he's gone too far and acts accordingly. He gets his fun and joy out of good things rather than the misery of others. With a bit of prompting he will share stuff. He can say please and thank you. He is cheeky but not malicious.

His cognitive capacity is not high and his motor skills aren't great but in every single way that is important he is a much more whole human being than that wretched wretched man.
He gets his fun and joy out of good things rather than the misery of others.
Such a powerful statement. Most of the humans in the world just exist to be better than the next person. I’m with your brother all the way here. If only the world was full of people like him
 
Such a powerful statement. Most of the humans in the world just exist to be better than the next person. I’m with your brother all the way here. If only the world was full of people like him
I'm not sure that's correct. I think it's a minority (albeit a growing one). Problem is they are the ones "driven" and so rise to prominence either as a "leader" of some sort (if they're successful) or a murderer, or somewhere in between.

The majority of humans want little more than to be left in peace, have a few spare quid to spend on frivolities, and get through life with as little stress as possible.

These people are the meek who will inherit the earth if you believe the bible (I don't, but I'd be happy to accept being wrong if this conclusion would hurry the fuck up)
 
My brother has Down Syndrome. I'm absolutely not exaggerating when I say he is more fit to be President than the incumbent. He has an appreciation of right and wrong, he doesn't like to inflict pain on others and is sad when he sees someone do that. He's capable of listening to other people and responding appropriately. He sometimes get frustrated that other peoples needs might be in conflict with his, but with support he manages that. He knows when he's gone too far and acts accordingly. He gets his fun and joy out of good things rather than the misery of others. With a bit of prompting he will share stuff. He can say please and thank you. He is cheeky but not malicious.

His cognitive capacity is not high and his motor skills aren't great but in every single way that is important he is a much more whole human being than that wretched wretched man.
He sounds way more fit, mate.
 
Good old OZ


I Fucking Love Australia

Yesterday at 00:14 ·
So Trump's had a full public meltdown because Australia won't send warships to help him unfuck a war he started without telling anyone.
Let that sink in for a second.
He launched this thing with Israel 3 weeks ago. Didn't consult NATO. Didn't consult Australia. Didn't consult Japan. Explicitly said at the start he didn't need or want anyone's help.
And now he's on Truth Social in all caps screaming that we're all ungrateful.
Mate, you can't tell everyone to fuck off and then get angry when they all fuck off.
Here's what happened. He blew the shit out of Iran. Destroyed the navy, the air force, the radar, the leadership. Great. Total victory. Mission accomplished. Brought the banner and everything.
One small problem.
The Strait of Hormuz is still shut. It's full of mines and anti-ship missiles and Iranian drone boats. The tankers won't sail. The insurance companies won't touch it. And 20% of the world's oil is just sitting there going absolutely nowhere.
So suddenly Captain America needs help. He spends the whole weekend ringing every country with a boat. China. France. Japan. South Korea. The UK. Canada. Australia. Basically anyone with a dinghy and a flag.
The response from most of them? "Get fucked."
Germany said, and I'm paraphrasing only slightly: "You didn't ask us before you started the war. You told us you didn't want our help. And now you're upset? Yeah, nah."
France said they'd be happy to help escort ships once the bombing stops and Iran agrees to let them. So basically never.
Spain said no. Poland said no. Sweden said no. Australia said we haven't even been formally asked and also no.
So what does Trump do?
Does he reflect? Reassess? Pick up the phone like a grown adult?
Of course not. He jumps on Truth Social and goes full toddler.
"We don't need NATO! We NEVER needed NATO! We don't need Japan or Australia or South Korea! WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!"
Mate. You were literally begging 15 countries for ships 48 hours ago. That's like getting turned down for a date and screaming "SHE WAS UGLY ANYWAY" loud enough for the whole pub to hear. You're not fooling anyone, dickhead. Everyone saw you practise your opener in the bathroom mirror.
And he specifically named Australia. Which is genuinely fucking insane.
We have shown up to every single American war for nearly a century. Korea. Vietnam. Iraq. Twice. Afghanistan for 20 bloody years. Five Eyes. AUKUS. Pine Gap. We are literally the most reliable ally the United States has ever had.
And the one time, the ONE time, we look at the situation and go "yeah this one's a bit cooked mate, we'll sit this out," he loses his shit and calls us foolish on the internet.
You know what's actually foolish? Starting a war without a plan to reopen the strait that carries a fifth of the world's oil supply. That's foolish. Blowing up someone's entire military and then being surprised when they use asymmetric warfare to shut down global shipping. That's foolish. Spending a year slapping tariffs on your allies, calling them freeloaders, threatening to annex their territory, and then wondering why they won't come running when you need a favour. That's fucking foolish.
But here's the bit that should really worry you.
He named Australia, Japan, and South Korea. That's the Indo-Pacific alliance. That's AUKUS. That's the Quad. That's the entire strategic architecture built to counter China. And he just told all 3 of them to get stuffed on social media.
Xi Jinping is watching this with a bucket of popcorn and the biggest grin on the planet.
Meanwhile Australia is getting absolutely smashed. We've got 2 refineries. About 3 weeks of fuel reserves. Diesel heading for $3 a litre. Farmers are already running out of fuel. They can't harvest. They can't plant. Fuel rationing has started in towns across the country. Food prices are through the roof because every step of the supply chain runs on diesel we don't have. The RBA just hiked interest rates because the fuel and food spikes from this war are driving inflation and recession fears are real. Australians are getting hit at the bowser, hit at the checkout, hit on their mortgage, and the bloke who caused all of it is calling US foolish.
This isn't strength. This is a narcissist who heard "no" and couldn't cope. This is a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else's hotel.
And every time he does it, every single time, he pushes allies one step further toward making their own arrangements. That's how alliances die. Not with a bang. With a tantrum on Truth Social at 11 in the morning.
Australia's not foolish for sitting this one out.
15 countries might be the only countries in this whole mess that are actually thinking clearly and holding this shit fest from spilling into WWIII
And seriously, Donald. You're trying to bully Australia? NATO?
Mate, we live in a country where everything is actively trying to kill us. Every single day. We've got 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes on the planet. Twenty one. Out of twenty five. The inland taipan, the single most venomous snake on earth, one bite can kill over 100 grown adults, just vibing in the outback like it's nothing. We've got the Sydney funnel web, the deadliest spider in the world, and it lives in people's fucking gardens where our kids keep them as pets. We've got jellyfish that can stop your heart. Sharks. Crocodiles the size of a small truck. An octopus the size of a golf ball that can kill you in minutes. A plant that makes you want to throw yourself off a cliff if you brush against it. A fucking dinosaur bird, that will literally disembowel you with its feet. Stonefish. Cone snails. The sun itself trying to give us cancer by 10am.
We share a continent with every venomous nightmare God ever created on a Friday afternoon when he was clearly in a bad mood.
And you think we're scared of a bloke in an ill fitting suit who can't spell "hereby" and throws tantrums on his phone?
We couldn't give 2 fucks what you think, Donald. We wrestle things with actual teeth. You're not even in the top 50 most dangerous things an Australian deals with on an average Tuesday.
Australia will survive this god awful administration. But if you're gunna shoot yourself in the foot, leave us the fuck out of it wanker.
~Gman”
 

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