Top Berting - it's showtime baby!

[Dodge]

In the light of our friend Tal and his quality Bert over the weekend, surely we need a home where we can document and discuss all things Bert. Future generations need a reference point, a template. A blueprint from which they can take Berting to the next level and ensure that our finely-tuned shithousery is cherished and nurtured in a footballing landscape that takes itself far too fucking seriously.

Fill yer boots lads n lasses.

 

[Penworthamblue]

Singing 'you cheating bastard's' at the Chelsea fans yesterday is one I quite enjoyed hahaha

 

[citeh94]

Singing 'you cheating bastard's' at the Chelsea fans yesterday is one I quite enjoyed hahaha

“One charge and you fucked it up”

Away at Goodison Park last season.
A personal favourite of mine.

 

[Ban-jani]

“One charge and you fucked it up”

Away at Goodison Park last season.
A personal favourite of mine.

“Cheating gets you nowhere” sang at Everton last season at home even made their away fans laugh.

 

[Lost in space]

They should pump out Zombie by the cranberries just before kick off on sunday to get the tarquins sphincters flapping.

 

[manclad]

"Bertie Magoo - The Bitter Blue" .
Am I correct in thinking he was a comic strip in Bert Trautmann's Helmet ??

 

[JASR]

Singing 'you cheating bastard's' at the Chelsea fans yesterday is one I quite enjoyed hahaha

Once the verdict on the 115/130 is done and dusted, it would also be good to sing the same at United (in relation to shenanigans in recent times):

Fined by uefa for breaking financial rules, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive covid additional year allowance by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive allowance for ineos share sale by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Having the pre-vetting and veto (along with Liverpool) on their puppet Masters at the PL, that is hardly mentioned.

Edit: oh and in footballing terms, that non offside/interference at the scaffold from a few years ago.

 

[Ban-jani]

Once the verdict on the 115/130 is done and dusted, it would also be good to sing the same at United (in relation to shenanigans in recent times):

Fined by uefa for breaking financial rules, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive covid additional year allowance by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive allowance for ineos share sale by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Having the pre-vetting and veto (along with Liverpool) on their puppet Masters at the PL, that is hardly mentioned.

Absolutely this by x1million

 

[TinFoilHat]

They should pump out Zombie by the cranberries just before kick off on sunday to get the tarquins sphincters flapping.

In your head!
In your head!
City!
City!

 

[skivitheblue9320]

Once the verdict on the 115/130 is done and dusted, it would also be good to sing the same at United (in relation to shenanigans in recent times):

Fined by uefa for breaking financial rules, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive covid additional year allowance by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive allowance for ineos share sale by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Having the pre-vetting and veto (along with Liverpool) on their puppet Masters at the PL, that is hardly mentioned.

Edit: oh and in footballing terms, that non offside/interference at the scaffold from a few years ago.

Whoa, hey up, go back to the 1950’s & 60’s and the Edwards family butchers who made their fortune selling rancid meat for years to the corporation to give us kids in school!! Dirty hanging bastards!!

 

[Dodge]

Whoa, hey up, go back to the 1950’s & 60’s and the Edwards family butchers who made their fortune selling rancid meat for years to the corporation to give us kids in school!! Dirty hanging bastards!!

 

[blue44]

Cherki likes to Bert.

 

[bada bing]

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Makes a good t-shirt.

 

[mad4city]

They should pump out Zombie by the cranberries just before kick off on sunday to get the tarquins sphincters flapping.

In your head!
In your head!
City!
City!

This would be especially hilarious in more than one way. Half the Cranberries (the Hogan brothers) are massive United fans and they'd be stewing in bitterness if City adopted their song.

 

[LongsightM13]

Neville’s lager shampoo at Brighton, top Berting

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Once the verdict on the 115/130 is done and dusted, it would also be good to sing the same at United (in relation to shenanigans in recent times):

Fined by uefa for breaking financial rules, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive covid additional year allowance by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive allowance for ineos share sale by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Having the pre-vetting and veto (along with Liverpool) on their puppet Masters at the PL, that is hardly mentioned.

Edit: oh and in footballing terms, that non offside/interference at the scaffold from a few years ago.

What tune?

 

[One Fan Clapping]

"Bertie Magoo - The Bitter Blue" .
Am I correct in thinking he was a comic strip in Bert Trautmann's Helmet ??

Red Issue!

 

[bluesmith]

"Bertie Magoo - The Bitter Blue" .
Am I correct in thinking he was a comic strip in Bert Trautmann's Helmet ??

No it was a utd fanzine, but it's been taken back by blues since then

 

[manclad]

Red Issue!

Yes pal, I looked it up last night and it stated that it was United fans who started it in the late 90s as a piss take of City fans.
But as we all know - he who laughs last , laughs longest.
But thanks for your reply.