Top Berting - it's showtime baby!

[jacko74]

Once the verdict on the 115/130 is done and dusted, it would also be good to sing the same at United (in relation to shenanigans in recent times):

Fined by uefa for breaking financial rules, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive covid additional year allowance by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Spurious massive allowance for ineos share sale by PL, that was hardly mentioned.
Having the pre-vetting and veto (along with Liverpool) on their puppet Masters at the PL, that is hardly mentioned.

Edit: oh and in footballing terms, that non offside/interference at the scaffold from a few years ago.

All of them combined are only a fraction of the financial chicanery they're getting away with courtesy of their "Red Football" subsidiary company.

 

[bluealf]

Whoa, hey up, go back to the 1950’s & 60’s and the Edwards family butchers who made their fortune selling rancid meat for years to the corporation to give us kids in school!! Dirty hanging bastards!!

Don't forget the son's upskirting perversion

 

[blue44]

 

[ooh vonky vonky]

not the most subtle example of shithousery .. but funny

 

[mancboy]

We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have a kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.

The thing is they call us childish cunts as an insult, we wear it as a badge of honour, the day i don't stick two fingers up driving past the swamp you may as well chop me fecking hands off.

 

[bluealf]

I covered all of ferguson's biography books up with Aguero's book in the airport; my wife at the time just shook her head.

 

[bluealf]

Though somebody once put up a photo of some aisle in Tesco with a 5-1 reference using cake prices, that was quite funny

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I covered all of ferguson's biography books up with Aguero's book in the airport; my wife at the time just shook her head.

I did the same in Waterstones in Lincoln.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The thing is they call us childish cunts as an insult, we wear it as a badge of honour, the day i don't stick two fingers up driving past the swamp you may as well chop me fecking hands off.

Every time I've been past that shithole on the train I given a hearty two-fingered salute. I thought it was mandatory?

 

[LongsightM13]

Would make a good statue.

Or a banner for his final game

 

[BlueFurn]

I still do that with Rag shirts. Ideally cover them up or at least turn them back to front. Never too old for this stuff

Me too… only reason I go in sports direct

 

[citeh94]

Would make a good statue.

My favourite part is it’s like the cup he’s holding is far more important than honouring them. Class.

 

[mancboy]

Every time I've been past that shithole on the train I given a hearty two-fingered salute. I thought it was mandatory?

It is if you're a childish **** lol

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It is if you're a childish **** lol

Guity as charged M'lud.

 

[mancboy]

Guity as charged M'lud.

Welcome to the club

 

[Dodge]

Or a banner for his final game

Now that is something to which I'd gladly contribute. Perfect send off for the little man.

Let's make it happen Bluemooners. First dibs, before that pesky 1894 lot steal our thunder.

 

[sutty66]

Fergie sign him up
Fergie Fergie sign him up

 

[cheekybids]

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& they still don’t get it…..

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

We went to build a bear in town years ago when my daughter was young and obviously they have a kinds of things to kit your build a bear in.
So I went straight to the football kit section where there was us and the two red mardarse clubs available. It took me a couple of minutes and a couple of times going back to finish it off but I eventually put all our kits in front of the red shite.
My Mrs actually didn't speak to me for the rest of the day as she said, and I quote, "you are such a fucking childish ****".

I managed to do what I set out to do so I was well chuffed.

Love this. It's that sort of commitment to long term low level berting that we need to maintain.

 

[Enzo's Mascara]

My ultimate Bert moment was walking home from school in Middleton 1981 with 3 other lads who are all reds and them singing songs to me about our recent defeat in the cup final. I pushed one of them into the biggest dog shit known to man.