United Thread | 2025/26

[dronefromsector7G]

Just heard on 5live that neville has bought that goldbridge for a 7 figure sum, not sure how it works but he's done well there.

The thick **** thought he was buying an actual gold bridge.

 

[Vienna_70]

If you believe that, I've got a truck full of rotten meat to sell you...

Good evening Louis.

 

[steviemc]

I used to live in Spain during the Winters after retiring but no longer do so (thanks, Brexit idiots!) and have regained control of my season ticket from daughter no.2 who would use mine between October and March for several seasons!!

This is the 'United' thread - not a political one. Calling 17 million people 'idiots' isn't a great move tbh. Perhaps if you'd invested your pension more wisely you would still be living in Spain? Many thousands of Brits are still doing so - irrespective of Brexit. Always somebody else's fault eh?

 

[Maintainin]

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[Franny 1234]

Wonder if the Rags will go after the Bournemouth boss now he's free at end of the season?

He's going home back to Spain
Not a chance He's going to Trafford

 

[Inca Roads Bert]

T'was ever thus, mate. The LotG only apply when it's in their favour (see the years under the crimson-faced dictator). Carwreck learnt his trade under the bully, and his comments after the sending off show this clearly. It was as clear a sending-off as any you will see: in women's football, it happens more frequently because there is usually more hair to grab hold of, and the women who do it are sent off accordingly. So maybe Carwreck should come out and explain exactly why there is one rule for his team and a different one for everyone else.

Not if the hair puller is a red shirted racist thug

 

[MCFC !]

I would be very concerned if he goes to the Swamp.
Bournemouth play quick, exciting football. They were outstanding against Arsenal on the weekend.
Only thing against him, is he experienced enough to cope with the ridiculous amount of publicity and high expectation with the Trafford Tramps.
Would imagine he is cheap though...

Hopefully Andoni Iraola fuck them off.

 

[Marvin.]

If Man Utd appeal Martinez's red card, then they should be hit with an additional ban for a frivolous appeal.

 

[beast]

He can’t be that desperate to shag him surely?

Yuck

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Extra game ban for slabhead for swearing at officials leaving the pitch.

Come on Slimey stone, tell us how great he is.....

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If Man Utd appeal Martinez's red card, then they should be hit with an additional ban for a frivolous appeal.

I bet the vexatious twats try and use the Semenyo hair pull non-foul as evidence it should be overturned because the same referee didn't give it.

 

[HalfwayUpTheKippax]

I see Maguire has got an extra one game ban for his comments to the fourtj official when he got sent off. I’m surprised he didn’t try and bribe the officials.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I see Maguire has got an extra one game ban for his comments to the fourtj official when he got sent off. I’m surprised he didn’t try and bribe the officials.

Secretly he'll be relieved. He won't get blamed for the slump.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

He denied that he swore at the officials....

Not the first time he's lied, then.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I'm sure all bluemooners wish Eamonn a speedy recovery.

Eamonn Holmes shares emotional message from his hospital bed after stroke | The Standard https://share.google/cT3COxcKnBvNP7IZe

 

[Big Swifty]

So Carrick says Martinez "accidentally" pulled the guy's hair.

How do you accidentally pull someone's haair?

Is he deluded?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Has scruffy Jim’s cost cutting measures included brown envelopes?

Some strange decisions of late against the trampy rag bastards.

 

[NZBlue]

So Carrick says Martinez "accidentally" pulled the guy's hair.

How do you accidentally pull someone's haair?

Is he deluded?

Is the last line a rhetorical question? I'm sure we all know the answer

 

[bluetonium]

If Man Utd appeal Martinez's red card, then they should be hit with an additional ban for a frivolous appeal.

We all know that their argument as to why the ban should be rescinded will amount to "'cos we're manshesh shoonited!"

 

[Metal Biker]

I'm sure all bluemooners wish Eamonn a speedy recovery.

Eamonn Holmes shares emotional message from his hospital bed after stroke | The Standard https://share.google/cT3COxcKnBvNP7IZe

Do I fuck!