United Thread | 2025/26

[Ysabel 123]

Carrick has made a fool of himself.

Correct, he basically said that it wasn't a foul and the Ref got it wrong! We all know that it's stupid but it's the rules, Carrick was daft to challenge the correct decision!

They will get Eddie Howe in the Summer and honestly believe that United are back!!!

 

[Ysabel 123]

Car Wreck needs to get the fuck out

It’s pretty obvious hes done fuck all just happens every now and then that a club can put a series of results together
Blatantly clear they have no identity as a team disjointed set of egos many built up outside of performances on the pitch but Car Wreck has over seen this “bump”

Leaves at the end of the season and guaranteed a reasonable job at a club with realistic expectations

Takes the job and hes sacked before Christmas snd if he’s lucky a mate might offer him a assistants role in the future

They have employed our old academy director (Jason Wilcox) as their director of football. Jason Wilcox is basically their second in command to the owners. We fucked him off to Southampton! He advises the owners on footballing matters

Our second in command is Khaldoon Al Mubarak,
Al Mubarak holds senior positions within the Government of Abu Dhabi, including as a member of the Executive Council since 2006, a member of the Supreme Council for Financial and Economic Affairs, and as the founding chairman of the Executive Affairs Authority. He fulfills responsibilities for the UAE Federal government and has served as Presidential Special Envoy to the People's Republic of China since 2018.

Al Mubarak is chief executive officer and managing director of Mubadala Investment Company. He is chairman of the football clubs Manchester City, Melbourne City and Mumbai City. Al Mubarak is on the board of the UAE business ADNOC and serves as the Chairman of the Boards of the Emirates Nuclear Energy Corporation, Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank and Emirates Global Aluminium.


I love how they don't yet even know how fucked they are! Little old Cithe hey!

 

[Ysabel 123]

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The so called 'butcher of Argentina' pulling a soft twats hair!

There is only one team in Manchester with 'Argentinian Butchers' They know how to proper butcher forwards and win league titles whilst doing it!

There are levels to having Argies!!!

 

[Vienna_70]

That little bastard deserves to be out. Horrible **** seems intent on injuring the opposition.

That’s his whole purpose in life.

Every game he commits at least one foul that would be a red card for a player of most other teams.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Yoro is injured too

See they do get some good luck

 

[Gingers Dad]

That’s his whole purpose in life.

Every game he commits at least one foul that would be a red card for a player of most other teams.

Got away with the two footed lunge on the line because he missed the player.

 

[johncity]

I'm sure all bluemooners wish Eamonn a speedy recovery.

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I’m a blue and I don’t wish any bad on having a stroke it’s an horrible thing and wish it on no one hope he recover well

 

[TinFoilHat]

Yoro is injured too

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Think they'll get dicked tonight and we'll be looking at firing up the #SOC thread by ten o'clock.

 

[KentBlue]

Think they'll get dicked tonight and we'll be looking at firing up the #SOC thread by ten o'clock.

If the vermin lose and we win tomorrow, I shall be so happy I might consider actually smiling for once.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

If the vermin lose and we win tomorrow, I shall be so happy I might consider actually smiling for once.

One win in their last four games, they are hardly in decent shape at the moment considering their favourable fixture schedule since January. Will be interesting to see how they finish the season.

 

[KentBlue]

One win in their last four games, they are hardly in decent shape at the moment considering their favourable fixture schedule since January. Will be interesting to see how they finish the season.

Oh, if they were to finish outside the CL places... such joy!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently, today is World Circus Day.

How appropriate that these clowns are playing tonight.

 

[Really_here]

Oh, if they were to finish outside the CL places... such joy!!

Fingers crossed for a Chelski win later

 

[roach3]

Don’t the scum unusually beat Chelsea?

 

[Kinkybyname]

If the vermin lose and we win tomorrow, I shall be so happy I might consider actually smiling for once.

steady

 

[jimharri]

If the vermin lose and we win tomorrow, I shall be so happy I might consider actually smiling for once.

It's a bit, er, radical, isn't it?

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Impatience isn’t usually a good idea. However, in this instance……

 

[Franny 1234]

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After 3 points away at Chelsea there's a good case to give Carrick the job full-time.

 

[i kne albert davy]

St. Beneathus day is later than usual this year.