Penfold the Duke
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You forgot the ‘s’ on the end.Don’t forget the couch wank
You forgot the ‘s’ on the end.Don’t forget the couch wank
It took 5 posts!! Disappointing.Don’t forget the couch wank
And “15” before couch.You forgot the ‘s’ on the end.
The only time television should be switched on in the daytime is when Bargain Hunt is showingI am currently on holiday for 4 days. No plan even considered to go away and I will tell you why.
To me, there are pleasures in life that don't get the credit they deserve. .
Being in your house, alone all day. Free from the need to chat. To do anything you don't want to. You can get treats in, good food, watch what you want. I sat out in my garden after I put food out for my freeloading Pheasant, Golden Shoulders, a pair of Robins, finches, Blue Tits and a Woodpecker, I call Woody, I'm so left field. The smaller birds and Golden Shoulders arrived and I sat with a cup of coffee and a herbal rollup and it was magic.
My apple trees are flowering and looking fantatmstic and my cat is sitting beside my chair, eyes fixed on the birds feeding, but she stays put when the pheasant is there. She looks at me and makes, complaining meows. Pure ragin.
Its a bit chilly when the wind blows and today, its on a constant loop. No problem though, thats why wooly jumpers were invented. And I was esconsed in the expertly made; woollen said jumper and oblivious to that cunting wind.
I made a great lunch, put on a movie and am deciding what sweet treat to have with a cup of tea.
I will repeat a variation of today everyday and feel like I've made the right choice. I have only said a few words to the cat. She doesn't answer, or seek further clarificatio. , Bliss. .
Whats you favourite way to spend a few days off.
People can and do spend big money doing exactly thatI am currently on holiday for 4 days. No plan even considered to go away and I will tell you why.
To me, there are pleasures in life that don't get the credit they deserve. .
Being in your house, alone all day. Free from the need to chat. To do anything you don't want to. You can get treats in, good food, watch what you want. I sat out in my garden after I put food out for my freeloading Pheasant, Golden Shoulders, a pair of Robins, finches, Blue Tits and a Woodpecker, I call Woody, I'm so left field. The smaller birds and Golden Shoulders arrived and I sat with a cup of coffee and a herbal rollup and it was magic.
My apple trees are flowering and looking fantatmstic and my cat is sitting beside my chair, eyes fixed on the birds feeding, but she stays put when the pheasant is there. She looks at me and makes, complaining meows. Pure ragin.
Its a bit chilly when the wind blows and today, its on a constant loop. No problem though, thats why wooly jumpers were invented. And I was esconsed in the expertly made; woollen said jumper and oblivious to that cunting wind.
I made a great lunch, put on a movie and am deciding what sweet treat to have with a cup of tea.
I will repeat a variation of today everyday and feel like I've made the right choice. I have only said a few words to the cat. She doesn't answer, or seek further clarificatio. , Bliss. .
Whats you favourite way to spend a few days off.
Spot on. If I have a few days off then I make sure one of them is a lie in followed by doing f-all if possible. It's important to recharge the batteries, and more so as we age.I had a week off in December when the missus was at work and kid was at school. I was tired after a long year working and did absolutely nothing other than take the dog for a walk and watch films and stuff. I love it. I don’t have a need to be doing loads of stuff all the time.
Sounds like an invite to come and get stoned and laugh at all your birds mate
Its the Magic Estate, no sound of traffic, apart from the odd tractor. Only the sound of birds, or the tunes you stick on..The wind has fucked off too and the big yellow thing is back. Unfettered by Scottish clouds. Who knewGetting blazed with a pheasant is part council estate, part Sandringham estate.
People can and do spend big money doing exactly that
A Hippopotamouse : )Still tight as a mouses ear mate. Don't you worry.
Cant beat it, we live in the sticks and a traffic jam is usually a tractor trying to get round a camper van.I work in Edinburgh, which seems to jam pack hordes of people all visiting. Its hustle and bustle and traffic and noise. To leave that behind and come out here is actually redemptive. When I moved out here at first, I wondered if I could cope with it. Now its could I cope without it. It is also the reason I don't have the need to get away as often, as I did as a city dweller.I have a longer journey to work. That's it. If you could see what I am looking at right now, Golden Shoulders is sitting on the bird feeding table. Its sunny, I'm looking onto hills, that journey is worth every second.
I would have thought you’d be washing your hair
Misty, Misty, Misty. XHamster is a given.Magic, mate, I haven't read all your post, to be honest when you didn't mention, early on, XHamster, I knew it wasn't genuine.
A proper day off, used brilliantly.
Off what?I am currently on holiday for 4 days. No plan even considered to go away and I will tell you why.
To me, there are pleasures in life that don't get the credit they deserve. .
Being in your house, alone all day. Free from the need to chat. To do anything you don't want to. You can get treats in, good food, watch what you want. I spat out in my garden after I put food out for my freeloading Pheasant, Golden Shoulders, a pair of Robins, finches, Blue Tits and a Woodpecker, I call Woody, I'm so left field. The smaller birds and Golden Shoulders arrived and I sat with a cup of coffee and a herbal rollup and it was magic.
My apple trees are flowering and looking fantastic and my cat is sitting beside my chair, eyes fixed on the birds feeding, but she stays put when the pheasant is there. She looks at me and makes, complaining meows. Pure ragin.
Its a bit chilly when the wind blows and today, its on a constant loop. No problem though, thats why wooly jumpers were invented. And I was esconsed in the expertly made; woollen said jumper and oblivious to that cunting wind.
I made a great lunch, put on a movie and am deciding what sweet treat to have with a cup of tea.
I will repeat a variation of today everyday and feel like I've made the right choice. I have only said a few words to the cat. She doesn't answer, or seek further clarification. Bliss. .
Whats you favourite way to spend a few days off.
I hope you approach each one as I do having a day off. To be savoured like a great malt, of which I have many.Off what?
For some of us every day is off :-)
I'm glad you enjoyed it. A smoke in the right environment tops any drink in the world for me. Fair play.