lefty goldblatt
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Lee Dixon is a twaaaat
Did she catch you on the counter?I shagged somthing of a silimilar age in me very early 20's, daughter knocked on the door on the sunday morning aftter the night before and asked if we wanted a cup of tea, she comes in with the tea and says hello calling me by name. We'd shagged when we was at school, never met her mum before that night, quite surreal.
I think it's the same as beef curtains !!Is beef lasagne a euphemism?
His blind dog apparently told him.Jon Champion
"Burnley with the better chances, and more of them"View attachment 190079REALLY????
Does anyone actually care about xG except teenagers playing on their Xbox in-between masturbating? xG can fuck off, and when it gets there it can fuck off some more.Jon Champion
"Burnley with the better chances, and more of them"View attachment 190079REALLY????
Is that a euphemism ?It wasn't all bad. She was receptionist at work. She used to bring me in lasagne sometimes as I was skint at the time.
I can't stop thinking about how it would feel if I met her now in an old people's home or whatever. And the fact that I used to happily call Wayne Rooney Granny Shagger and it never entered my head.
Best lasagne I ever had to be fair though.
Nah , not having it Not with a name like ShaggyI shagged somthing of a silimilar age in me very early 20's, daughter knocked on the door on the sunday morning aftter the night before and asked if we wanted a cup of tea, she comes in with the tea and says hello calling me by name. We'd shagged when we was at school, never met her mum before that night, quite surreal.
Are you Frank Gallagher?I shagged somthing of a silimilar age in me very early 20's, daughter knocked on the door on the sunday morning aftter the night before and asked if we wanted a cup of tea, she comes in with the tea and says hello calling me by name. We'd shagged when we was at school, never met her mum before that night, quite surreal.
So your old school teacher still lived with her mum ? ;-)I shagged somthing of a silimilar age in me very early 20's, daughter knocked on the door on the sunday morning aftter the night before and asked if we wanted a cup of tea, she comes in with the tea and says hello calling me by name. We'd shagged when we was at school, never met her mum before that night, quite surreal.
I don't usually bother with any punditry whether its before/half time/ after the game. However on a bit of a high after last night I kept it on to hear the interviews, fucking hell sky were absolutely desperate with the not enough goals scored narrative, well done to Haaland for remaining polite when he pointed out for the third time it was about the win. Oh and then she tried to same line of question with Pep who just laughed. Neville, Chappers and even Richards all boring the life out of me going on about it.
If we lose the title on goal difference, it won't be last night i will be thinking about it will be games like Fulham away.
Yes, professional gamblers.Does anyone actually care about xG except teenagers playing on their Xbox in-between masturbating? xG can fuck off, and when it gets there it can fuck off some more.
Watch your 'Lip...Are you Frank Gallagher?
Have to match or better their goals too...need to maintain/improve goal differenceIf we win 1-0 we will go top on goals scored. All we have to do then is match Arsenal for points. The delusion continues.
Technically, it'll be all of them, equally weighted, but I get your point.It won’t be the 1nil win that stops us winning it will ge any of the 12 games we dropped points in.
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