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Only the Rags with the luck they have can win a game where the had 4 shots, 1 on target v 21 shots to the opposition. Though see Oliver did the usual carding in injury time to make out he was fair.
They were always going to qualify for the CL though with their squad and only playing once a month or so so this result doesn’t really affect much.
 
They have one player only, after all their spending, who can actually play at a relatively high level. Rat face may not be everyone’s cup of tea but if it weren’t for him they would be nowhere (again). They need to keep him but he is not getting any younger and needs replacing. They are losing the fat Brazilian as well so that’s two midfielders they need already. The CL might actually not be a good thing for them next season, as their squad still looks light after the money spent.
 
They have one player only, after all their spending, who can actually play at a relatively high level. Rat face may not be everyone’s cup of tea but if it weren’t for him they would be nowhere (again). They need to keep him but he is not getting any younger and needs replacing. They are losing the fat Brazilian as well so that’s two midfielders they need already. The CL might actually not be a good thing for them next season, as their squad still looks light after the money spent.
Great, isn’t it?
 
They have one player only, after all their spending, who can actually play at a relatively high level. Rat face may not be everyone’s cup of tea but if it weren’t for him they would be nowhere (again). They need to keep him but he is not getting any younger and needs replacing. They are losing the fat Brazilian as well so that’s two midfielders they need already. The CL might actually not be a good thing for them next season, as their squad still looks light after the money spent.

Yep ratface is a quality player but rags want to build a team around a 31 year old we have silva same age maybe a bit younger moving on after winning it all! Now that’s the difference! They relying on a 31 year old! Cuna for them is a very good player but he is not a play maker he is mainly a goal scorer!
 
Yep ratface is a quality player but rags want to build a team around a 31 year old we have silva same age maybe a bit younger moving on after winning it all! Now that’s the difference! They relying on a 31 year old! Cuna for them is a very good player but he is not a play maker he is mainly a goal scorer!

We had David Silva at 31 but we also had the likes of De Bruyne, Gundo and Bernardo Silva who could create as well. We’ve seen with Salah and KDB that once you get to a certain age the drop off in performances can be huge when Father Time catches up to you.
 
Just looking at the fixtures and it’s feasible we could be celebrating St Beneathus day on the 27th April. Rags home to Brentford.
Assuming we beat Six Digit FC tomorrow.
Our ladies are already celebrating this most common and sacred of days.
Three certaincies in life, Death, Taxes and St Beneathus Day.
It's like Easter, a different day every year but you know it's coming.
 
My wife watches lots of English quiz programmes. Whenever a contestant admits to following the rags, she always wants them to bomb out - true blue from a rags family.
She's in good company - me! I watch The Chase or Pointless or whatever and if one contestant say he/she is a rag I want them to embarrass themselves and get every question wrong.

Q) What is the name of the world famous Parisian tower designed by Gustave Eiffel?
A) Cheese on toast?

Q) Where on the human body would you find the joint called the elbow?
A) Ella Fitzgerald?

Q) Which famous group had members called John, Paul, George and Ringo?
A) School dinners?

Q) What was the surname of Charles Dickens' famous miser from 'A Christmas Carol.' Ebenezer .....?
A) Eva Braun?
 
She's in good company - me! I watch The Chase or Pointless or whatever and if one contestant say he/she is a rag I want them to embarrass themselves and get every question wrong.

Q) What is the name of the world famous Parisian tower designed by Gustave Eiffel?
A) Cheese on toast?

Q) Where on the human body would you find the joint called the elbow?
A) Ella Fitzgerald?

Q) Which famous group had members called John, Paul, George and Ringo?
A) School dinners?

Q) What was the surname of Charles Dickens' famous miser from 'A Christmas Carol.' Ebenezer .....?
A) Eva Braun?
Huh, you and @Bluekiwi are mere amateurs at Berting


Bargain Hunt, a red team and a Blue team. Need I say more ?

:- )
 
The clamour for fernandes to be player of the year is a joke. He played in both cup ties that saw them get knocked out at first opportunity. If he plays every game til the end of the season, the part timer will have played 37 games in all comps. Bernardo will have played 53.

Surely a player of the season contender has to play a full season!

And he’s still scored less goals this season than Phil Foden.
 
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The clamour for fernandes to be player of the year is a joke. He played in both cup ties that saw them get knocked out at first opportunity. If he plays every game til the end of the season, the part timer will have played 37 games in all comps. Bernardo will have played 53.

Surely a player of the season contender has to play a full season!

And he’s still scored less goals this season than Phil Foden.
No.
The player of the year has to wear a red shirt.
BBC sport twats have an interview with him and that fat biddy fiddler.
Who cares what either of the cunts say
 
The clamour for fernandes to be player of the year is a joke. He played in both cup ties that saw them get knocked out at first opportunity. If he plays every game til the end of the season, the part timer will have played 37 games in all comps. Bernardo will have played 53.

Surely a player of the season contender has to play a full season!

And he’s still scored less goals this season than Phil Foden.
In all competitions?

Don’t you mean in one competition?
 

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