United Thread | 2025/26

[Main Stand Hotdog]

The clamour for fernandes to be player of the year is a joke.

Incredible isn't it. He's been playing with absolutely no pressure for half the season as pretty much the only playmaker in the team.

The rags have been shite for years now and ask yourself how many top European clubs have ever tried to pry him away? There's a reason for that. Him begging to be subbed off during the 7-0 at Anfield it was a perfect example of his mentality. He doesn't even qualify as an also-ran he's a never-was.

 

[horlock_was_super]

It was against Hartlepool in an FA Cup 3rd round tie. The player he nutted was called George Potter, who ended up in Withington Hospital. I think Dennis actually knew him from the North-East, and visited his bedside to apologise.
City won 6-0 / 3rd January 1976.

I’m pretty sure that George also got sent off whilst being carried off on a stretcher after Dennis had retaliated to the initial foul.

 

[roach3]

I see the 115 threads is back near the top on sadcafe all because we made the final.
Sad fuckers, barely made the first page when we were shite early season.

 

[Ban-jani]

I keep forgetting this lot exist. Total irrelevance.

 

[TinFoilHat]

No but my wife is a Rolling Stones fan

You can't always get what you want.

 

[jimharri]

No but my wife is a Rolling Stones fan

Does she like Mars Bars?

 

[Vienna_70]

Thats probably why Shes so Cold

No Sympathy For The Devil, then?

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

No Sympathy For The Devil, then?

Hops she's not under your thumb

 

[Blue Feather]

No but my wife is a Rolling Stones fan

Is her name Angie? If so you might need some sort of emotional rescue

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Does she like Mars Bars?

So Long Marianne.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Is her name Angie? If so you might need some sort of emotional rescue

No but her sister's daughter is Angie

 

[Bluekiwi]

Does she like Mars Bars?

Only the frozen ones

Thats probably why Shes so Cold

She is "Always Suffering" when City play.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

BBC now interviewing world star Jlingz - fuck me the desperation just drips from this fucking organisation !

Public money thrown away just to keep those cunts relevant.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

These cunts on the tele again tonight. Reduced games no Europe dodgy revenue…..cue the establishment rescuing them. Stinks!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Manchester United are closely monitoring Xavi Simons' situation at Tottenham as they consider moving for the 23-year-old Netherlands midfielder in the summer.

Xavi Simons injury: Netherlands and Tottenham midfielder to miss rest of season and 2026 World Cup

Tottenham and Netherlands attacking midfielder Xavi Simons is "heartbroken" to have injured his anterior cruciate ligament.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Asa's left peg]

Manchester United are closely monitoring Xavi Simons' situation at Tottenham as they consider moving for the 23-year-old Netherlands midfielder in the summer.

Xavi Simons injury: Netherlands and Tottenham midfielder to miss rest of season and 2026 World Cup

Tottenham and Netherlands attacking midfielder Xavi Simons is "heartbroken" to have injured his anterior cruciate ligament.

www.bbc.co.uk

It would be quicker if they told us who wasn't joining them.

 

[Harvster]

And it’s game day again for these jokers. Monday has become their new Thursday

 

[Protein Junkie]

Rags v Dippers on the weekend.
No trophies possible for either:-)
Would prefer a Dipper win which would rubber stamp St Beneathus day.
No disrespect to Brentford however if they do win tonight then I’ll change my mind to the most boring 0-0 ever in the two cheeks Derby.

 

[Maintainin]

Oh FFS, delusions of thee highest...

 

[Vienna_70]

Oh FFS, delusions of thee highest...

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Desperately clutching at straws.