Phrases once common you rarely hear today

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Firm busom
Welcoming chest
Huge knockers

Busters

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Right you are, Malcolm

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle…

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

hard cheese

Chinny reckon
Jimmy Hill
Snibbles

All childhood expressions of disbelief, said while stroking one’s chin…

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'm addicted to it ever since they gave it to to us hot after our weekly school trip to Stockport baths. Cherry, grape and blackcurrant - delicious ;-)

I find it hateful stuff now.
Caused my sister to have a series of nigh-unstaunchable nosebleeds one Xmas.

The A&E staff were stumped and just kept bunging more wadding up her nose but it kept coming until one nurse asked the question - she’d seem a case once before and the culprit turned out to be high consumption of Vimto.

Since she cut it out, never had the problem again…

 

[lefty goldblatt]

From the City hating wanker

"....and it's live"

 

[blumanchu]

The morning after a skinful and a curry My arse is like a Wigan rosette
My arse feels like the start of Bonanza

 

[Jimmieblue]

“The sights you see when you haven’t got your gun!”

 

[tony coleman]

Get you tits out for the lads….get your tits out for the lads….

 

[johnny crossan]

It's all my eye and Betty Martin

 

[johnny crossan]

Gone for a Burton

 

[Franny 1234]

I find it hateful stuff now.
Caused my sister to have a series of nigh-unstaunchable nosebleeds one Xmas.

The A&E staff were stumped and just kept bunging more wadding up her nose but it kept coming until one nurse asked the question - she’d seem a case once before and the culprit turned out to be high consumption of Vimto.

Since she cut it out, never had the problem again…

I consider myself a Vimto addict.
I don't drink anything else.
No brews,pop,milkshakes nothing except my once diluted sugar free 5 ltrs of vimto.
In 50 years of drinking Vimto I dont recall a single nose bleed unless my nose got hit.

 

[oakiecokie]

I consider myself a Vimto addict.
I don't drink anything else.
No brews,pop,milkshakes nothing except my once diluted sugar free 5 ltrs of vimto.
In 50 years of drinking Vimto I dont recall a single nose bleed unless my nose got hit.

The greatest soft drink ever and likewise I`ve been drinking it for 50 years. Even got a bottle of their Orange Vimto in the cupboard.

 

[Franny 1234]

The greatest soft drink ever and likewise I`ve been drinking it for 50 years. Even got a bottle of their Orange Vimto in the cupboard.

When i say I drink nothing else I also have a bottle each of pink,Orange and Blood Orange Vimto if ever I fancy a change (not very often)
The wife says Vimto is my crack cocaine.

 

[oakiecokie]

When i say I drink nothing else I also have a bottle each of pink,Orange and Blood Orange Vimto if ever I fancy a change (not very often)
The wife says Vimto is my crack cocaine.

Blood orange ?? Not seen that one Franny.

 

[Franny 1234]

Try Sainsbury's there's several different flavours 1ltr bottles with different flavour combinations.

 

[city2]

I’ve got an itchy arse.

 

[blue_danube]

I’ve got an itchy arse.

Apparently if you scratch your arse, it means you'll come into money.

My mam used to say "itchy bum, money to come".

Funny thing is she's Russian and speaks with a moskovskoye proiznosheniye.

So I've no idea who taught her that saying

 

[Ivan Lentil]

Beating him like a red headed stepchild

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I consider myself a Vimto addict.
I don't drink anything else.
No brews,pop,milkshakes nothing except my once diluted sugar free 5 ltrs of vimto.
In 50 years of drinking Vimto I dont recall a single nose bleed unless my nose got hit.

I’m sure it’s like side effects of certain medicines. Doesn’t affect most, can cause… etc. - but even less likely than that.

If it was widespread, it would be off the shelves.
Under the counter like ‘the special stuff’ in Royston Vasey…