Sounds like you have been out for a drink with @Blue Mist
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Phrases once common you rarely hear today
- Thread starter fanatic1
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This referee is really good.
He’s making smart decisions and showing no bias to the red shirt cartel.
He’s making smart decisions and showing no bias to the red shirt cartel.
Thick as two short planks, we said.Thick as a plank.
Daft as a brush.
or, face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, in fact I still use that sometimes.
or Face like a melted basin.
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‘Crackerjack’
My grandma said when I had been naughty.
Your grandad will have your guts for garters.
Your grandad will have your guts for garters.
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put wood in th'ole
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raining cobs
even dick turpin wore a mask
even dick turpin wore a mask
It is, I misspelt it and didn’t notice to amend it.I always thought it was "Is it 'eckers"!
If ever we were out or going on holiday and mum was driving my dad would always say to my mum..." Where's the funeral " or " Dont spare the horses " .....Always guaranteed a pleasant 8 hr trip to Cornwall in a Morris Traveller.
I still find myself saying to their mum after having the grandkids for the weekend.
They've been good has gold.
They've been good has gold.
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My grandma said when I had been naughty.
Your grandad will have your guts for garters.
My Mum used to say that. It was only in later life it occurred to me quite how gruesome that saying is!
Tits comments.
You don’t get many of them to the pound.
I wouldn’t mind walking barefoot over a field full of them.
More than a handful’s a waste.
If you are giving one of those puppies away, I’ll have the one with the pink nose.
Could play with them all day and not break them.
Like the Mitchell Brothers under a blanket.
You don’t get many of them to the pound.
I wouldn’t mind walking barefoot over a field full of them.
More than a handful’s a waste.
If you are giving one of those puppies away, I’ll have the one with the pink nose.
Could play with them all day and not break them.
Like the Mitchell Brothers under a blanket.
Firm busomTits comments.
You don’t get many of them to the pound.
I wouldn’t mind walking barefoot over a field full of them.
More than a handful’s a waste.
If you are giving one of those puppies away, I’ll have the one with the pink nose.
Could play with them all day and not break them.
Like the Mitchell Brothers under a blanket.
Welcoming chest
Huge knockers
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Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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rag bastards premiership champions
Reminds me of two others not heard for a while:Always guaranteed a pleasant 8 hr trip to Cornwall in a Morris Traveller.
Taunton by-pass.
salute from an AA man.
Face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.Face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, in fact I still use that sometimes.
Said in a really broad Wigan accent it's hilarious :-)Put wood in t'hole
In other words. Shut the door.