Eurovision 2026

[Victorinodennistua]

The irony of a competition loved and adored by gay men is won by a pair of tits.

Wonder if she’ll do a Tom jones and throw her knickers in the moshpit. Skid marks the lot.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Too quick not have that in your favourites ;-)

 

[N1985]

To be fair the only two points that mattered tonight were strapped to that Bulgarian bird.

Tits win.

 

[SCEtoAUX]

It comes to something when your only point comes from Ukraine out of sympathy.

 

[Eaststander1]

It comes to something when your only point comes from Ukraine out of sympathy.

Yep, it does .... and I was shocked when we got one point !

 

[brummie blue]

The BBC pay between £1.2 & £1.5 mil for that crap. Year after year we are a laughing stock with our entry, and when we do manage something half decent we don’t get any votes. Really is time the money is spent on something else, and it goes pay per view for those who want to watch.

 

[The Black Shed]

I'm not sleepy anymore

 

[pudge]

Rigged it and they still lost, takes some doing

 

[Metal Biker]

Still the greatest. Smashed the Eurovision bubble, broke records, left a lasting legacy that we were even reminded of tonight.

 

[city2]

Why do we even bother last great effort was Buck’s Fizz

 

[doffer]

The BBC pay between £1.2 & £1.5 mil for that crap. Year after year we are a laughing stock with our entry, and when we do manage something half decent we don’t get any votes. Really is time the money is spent on something else, and it goes pay per view for those who want to watch.

2022 Sam Ryder "Space Man" 2nd 466 pts.

You're an idiot.

 

[Gray]

Yes, we know.

Why do you watch it?

I never watch that pile of utter shite.

We could put Ed Sheran in with a truly great song and he wouldn’t win.

The rest of Europe just don’t like us, so fuck them.

 

[chesterbells]

Why do we even bother last great effort was Buck’s Fizz

I was certainly fizzing after watching that Bulgarian entry last night.

 

[waspish]

First time I’ve not watched it! And won’t be watching it again

 

[svennis pennis]

I never watch that pile of utter shite.

We could put Ed Sheran in with a truly great song and he wouldn’t win.

The rest of Europe just don’t like us, so fuck them.

We would rightly get 0 points for an Ed Sheeran song as well.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The BBC pay between £1.2 & £1.5 mil for that crap. Year after year we are a laughing stock with our entry, and when we do manage something half decent we don’t get any votes. Really is time the money is spent on something else, and it goes pay per view for those who want to watch.

When you consider the musical talent in this country is second to none, we don't really need to lower and embarrassed ourselves with this shite, but we do...

 

[stan bowles]

More revenge on us for leaving the EU, the Cod Wars, the Gibraltar Crisis, the War of Jenkins' Ear etc etc. Why Australia is so desperate to be part of this thing is beyond me.

 

[crooky]

The traditional circle of the Eurovision thread takes it's usual path of post event comments from a load of people (who didn't even see any of it) saying it's not worth the money, they (Europe) don't like us etc etc.

Like it or not but last year more people watched Eurovision than the Fa cup final. I don't think many people would consider the FA cup final being on the BBC a waste of money?

And secondly if we enter dogshite entries year after year then we get what we deserve i.e last place once again. As mentioned above Sam Ryder got 400+ points just a few years back because it was a damn good Eurovision song. You can't just forget this year happened because it doesn't fit the narrative of they don't like us.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

The BBC pay between £1.2 & £1.5 mil for that crap. Year after year we are a laughing stock with our entry, and when we do manage something half decent we don’t get any votes. Really is time the money is spent on something else, and it goes pay per view for those who want to watch.

We did fine the year we actually had a song that wasn't complete fucking dogshit

 

[Metal Biker]

I never watch that pile of utter shite.

We could put Ed Sheran in with a truly great song and he wouldn’t win.

The rest of Europe just don’t like us, so fuck them.

Sam Ryders effort in 2022 actually won the judges vote with numerous 12 points. It lost to Ukraine's effort by the public vote who had just been invaded by Russia a few months earlier.

Most agree "Space Man" was by far and away the best entry that year. it's not that Europe hates the UK, they hate shit efforts like "eins, zwei, drei"