Spurs Thread | 2025/26

[RayCTID]

Everton you have one job (although West Ham still have theirs too)

 

[East Level 2]

Everton you have one job (although West Ham still have theirs too)

Everton have been in a similar position so might have some sympathy towards Spurs.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Everton have been in a similar position so might have some sympathy towards Spurs.

Spurs Keeper could do a great Hans Segars impersonation.

 

[Vienna_70]

Needs to be repeated

FOYS!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Seem to have got away with it but, the spursy tag is there for a reason.

 

[Wanderingwolf]

The championship needs a cheese room… come on West Ham

 

[East Level 2]

You'd think injured captain Christian Romero would be there cheering his teammates to survival.
But you'd be wrong as he'll be in Argentina watching his boyhood club Belgrano play River Plate. There's loyalty for you.
I know he's trying to get fit for the World Cup but they have physios in London.

 

[pauls]

Everton have been in a similar position so might have some sympathy towards Spurs.

Moyes West Ham affiliation will hopefully motivate the Toffees,dont have confidence West Ham will dp their bit! FOYS

 

[jimharri]

Come on Everton and L***s, you know what's required. Round off an underwhelming (Wembley aside, which is technically a different week anyway) week.

 

[Whether or not]

Everton will probably win, but thus far WHU have done absolutely nothing to help themselves. Sadly I see Spurs staying up.

 

[N1985]

You'd think injured captain Christian Romero would be there cheering his teammates to survival.
But you'd be wrong as he'll be in Argentina watching his boyhood club Belgrano play River Plate. There's loyalty for you.
I know he's trying to get fit for the World Cup but they have physios in London.

Why the fuck would he bother? One week he's world class one week he's getting death threats off fans. Bet he can't wait to fucking leave.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Everton have been in a similar position so might have some sympathy towards Spurs.

No right minded person would have sympathy for spurs.
They are cunts

 

[East Level 2]

No right minded person would have sympathy for spurs.
They are cunts

Indeed they are, but are Everton right minded?

 

[lonestay]

I wonder how much help spuds will get later today ?

 

[The Norfolk Blue]

Spursy getting relegated would be a bigger story than Arsenal actually winning it.

Hopefully Moysey (ex Hammers) will have The Toffees really pumped up for this one as anything can happen on the final day.

Come on you Irons.

 

[Mr. Shush]

Spursy getting relegated would be a bigger story than Arsenal actually winning it.

Hopefully Moysey (ex Hammers) will have The Toffees really pumped up for this one as anything can happen on the final day.

Come on you Irons.

This. I'm hoping that Spurs dim the Tarquin news cycle. It would be a bigger story actually. And I'd love it.

 

[East Level 2]

I wonder how much help spuds will get later today ?

That depends on whether the broadcasters think reduced viewing figures will outweigh the news stories should they go down. - Based on Spurs having more armchair fans than West Ham.
But if the broadcasters can cut a deal with the EFL to show lots of Spurs games next season then they might let them drop.
And we need to humiliate Villa as they gifted points to Spurs recently. - Erm, I've not thought that through have I?

 

[heslops barnet]

20 dabs on spuds to stay up……win/win

 

[Really_here]

Everton will probably win, but thus far WHU have done absolutely nothing to help themselves. Sadly I see Spurs staying up.

this 100%

 

[JASR]

There’s a virus running through the West Ham squad, its debilitated about 8 players, the PL is allowing them to emergency sign some players on loan for the final match, so they can field a squad that isnt the u21’s.

Loanees so far identified:
Ernie Haasea (tall blonde Scandinavian attacker)
Bertrand O’silver (midfield dynamo from Iberian peninsula)
Johan boulders (solid defensive Yorkshireman)
Ryan beefjerky (ball carrying wizard)
Jeremy Clarkson (Belgium winger artist)
Rudin Bias (rock like defender)
Matthew oldness (midfielder/defender)