EFL Playoffs time

Stockport fans are enjoying the half time refreshments as they don't appear to be coming back to their seats
 
The problem with Hinchcliffe's commentary - apart from the fact he never stops complaining - is that when he's saying something negative, he never just says it once and moves on. He repeats his "analysis", ad nauseam, as if everybody watching was too thick to get it the first time round.

Like honest to fuck, how many times does he have to go on about the County keeper parrying the ball? We all saw it immediately with our eyes Andy, you fucking lemon, I don't need a tenth explanation while deep in the second half, about something that happened in the third minute of the game.
 
SkyBlueFlux said:
The problem with Hinchcliffe's commentary - apart from the fact he never stops complaining - is that when he's saying something negative, he never just says it once and moves on. He repeats his "analysis", ad nauseam, as if everybody watching was too thick to get it the first time round.

Like honest to fuck, how many times does he have to go on about the County keeper parrying the ball? We all saw it immediately with our eyes Andy, you fucking lemon, I don't need a tenth explanation while deep in the second half, about something that happened in the third minute of the game.
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Was just about to say, he is arguably an even more miserable fucker than Lee Dixon.

Imagine a night out with the pair of them. Complaining about the bill before it even arrives.
 
SkyBlueFlux said:
The problem with Hinchcliffe's commentary - apart from the fact he never stops complaining - is that when he's saying something negative, he never just says it once and moves on. He repeats his "analysis", ad nauseam, as if everybody watching was too thick to get it the first time round.

Like honest to fuck, how many times does he have to go on about the County keeper parrying the ball? We all saw it immediately with our eyes Andy, you fucking lemon, I don't need a tenth explanation while deep in the second half, about something that happened in the third minute of the game.
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He always sounds astounded that footballers don't score with every shot, or that every single pass doesn't find it's mark. Almost as if they don't deserve to be professional footballers if they make the wrong decision or miss hit a pass.
 
And there you go, fuck all wrong with the ****.
 
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