I'm bored now. When does the new season start?

Im the opposite

I coach my sons football team and have a season city ticket. I very much look
Forward to the break and wont think about football

No interest in the world cup
that sounds brilliant. sadly i have daughters not sons (no not sadly but you know what i mean) and there isn't a sporting bone in their bodies. they do at least love to go to games.

i'm 60 and miss playing at the weekend. i much preferred the wet and windy over days like today (brilliant sunshine and unbearable heat for those reading next week). nothing like coming in afterwards, knackered, muddy knees, recounting incidents. ah.
 
come on look on bright side transfer window opens player X signing for city oh no he;s not his wife want united agent say's liverpool offering more wages player undecided but hang on its back on today then didnt want him any way 500 hundred pages later it was always city
 
come on look on bright side transfer window opens player X signing for city oh no he;s not his wife want united agent say's liverpool offering more wages player undecided but hang on its back on today then didnt want him any way 500 hundred pages later it was always city

i better jump on ebay and find a spare F5 key. gonna need it soon.
 
Fixtures out in 3 weeks.

I've been told by my confidential sources that we'll be playing the other 19 teams twice, once at home and once at their place. Just hearsay though.
That's a disgrace, clearly putting us at a disadvantage. The whole thing is fixed!
 
No City football for a while has advantages. I can now shave whenever I want to because shaving on a match day was always bad luck.
Based on the fact I shaved and we lost to someone like Grimsby about 40 years ago
Dandelions in the garden is my equivalent ( yes I know I verging on some form of OCD). Lost to Wigan in cup final when I had back garden full of them in flower. Now remove all the yellow heads pre game. Can safely ignore them now till next season. Your welcome.
 

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