Dating websites…your personal experiences

Went on a date with a woman off Bumble, took her to a nice Italian restaurant in central London. Was going well, she had a sense of humour and the conversation was flowing as much as the wine. Suddenly she says she needs to get to a late night pharmacy immediately. I google the nearest one then we get an Uber there. Soon as I'm in there she asks if I can get her some cocodamol. I buy her a packet and she downs half the tablets. Turns out she had a codeine addiction from using the painkillers a few years back when she had an ectopic pregnancy. Go back to mine and I sleep on the couch while she crashes out on my bed. Was glad when she left in the morning.
 
Me and MrsWB have an open relationship so have used specialist apps but the general ones Bumble seems to be the best
 
dadnlad said:
i signed up to dating app got talking to one lady everything was going great pictures exchanged long long lonely chats and giggles i thought bingo she's the one then i mentioned i had electric bike boom she flipped out saying i was weirdo and a deviant wow i said guess a fumble is out the question the she deleted me :)
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You got her number mate, I'm on the lookout for an attractive lady who shares my visceral hatred for cyclists.
 
LangleyBlue1970 said:
I don’t blame people for using them. I can’t remember the last time I went on a traditional date where I’ve met someone the so called traditional way on a night out or whatever.

Ex wife I already knew from a quick fumble when we were 15. Caught up on Facebook years later and thst was that.

Same with current Mrs. We knew each other in school, caught up on Facebook and that was that.

Good old Facebook
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The art of fingering is under rated
 
Years ago, between wifes, in the noughties I was having a chat with a manager at work..." Kenny, I could do with a shag "
" Leave it with me " he said
A few days later he'd made me a web page on some dating site, he's taken a picture of my face off the company website and photoshopped it onto the body of a guy off a gay website....we sat back and waited.
First one I'd arranged to meet at the Trafford centre and took a vantage position on the first floor, called her and she looked like she'd just finished work at an abbatoir, I made my excuses and walked out.
Second one was a woman who came round to my house. When I answered the door she asked if she could bring her ' tool box ' in. I was a bit naive at that moment but it turned out an interesting evening.
Third was a woman from Hazel Grove who admitted as soon as she'd stepped in the door she was only after sex as she's just found out her husband was cheating on her....lasted the length of a cup of coffee. She was a looker as well....
 
There was a similar thread on here years ago. I remember one lad on there had some very funny stories.
 
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