What are the most cringe moments you've seen in football?

[Barcon]

Joey Barton and Bernardo Corradi (maybe him?) celebrated a goal with a routine involving one "knighting" the other with a corner flag laid across the shoulder.

I think it was Benji.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

No mention of the Delia incident at Norwich. I'd post a video but I'd watch it and I'd cringe.

 

[The Scarlet Pimpernel]

This always sticks in my mind

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Cole Palmer trademarking a goal celebration deserves a mention.

 

[DiscoSteve]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Has to be the worst chant ever by the Spurs Masif

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Pogba and Jesse Lingz

 

[Yankunian]

Michael Knighton at the swamp has to be up there

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Daniel Sturridge's goal celebrations were cringe. Reminded me of them inflatable long armed men they have at oil changes in North America

Gabriel celebrating knocking a ball out for a throw/corner thumping his chest and celebrating as if it's a goal. Cringe

I don't like it when Spurs do a team huddle, as if a masterplan and motivation is going on, then lose in a borefest and ultimately finish 17th overall.

The message centres around "WTF are we meant to be doing on this pitch?"

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

No mention of the Delia incident at Norwich. I'd post a video but I'd watch it and I'd cringe.

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

It gets worse every time doesn't it.

 

[FinallyGoodwin]

 

[noseve]

It's embarrassing for her, sure - but she went UP in my estimation for doing that.

Surely, that's how any fan should want their owners to feel, isn't it? Credit to her.

 

[yeseye]

I think it was Benji.

Was Corradi.

 

[noseve]

WTF is that shit ?? !!

Maybe it was the famous ANTI-climax dance scene? (Also one single take):

https://share.google/1h4evloNiweYvlCEi

 

[noseve]

Hate Gerrard. Terrible manager and seems to think he's amazing.

Probably a very controversial opinion but think he was overrated too. Played at 100mph, tried Hollywood balls, thrived in chaos, the anti David Silva. He got played off the park in international tournaments.

Good player of course but it's just weird how the English media gets angry at any criticism of him and the media and fans down there have this 'Gerrard is God' type mentality. Even acting like guys like Scholes and Lampard can't lace his boots, which is clearly not true.

That's a stretch - he's exactly what we're looking for, right now.

A genuine game-changer - think the Olympiakos goal when they somehow won the CL (having lost 10 league games); his first goal in the final and rousing them, Bernie-like, at 3-1 down; his last-gasp equaliser against West Ham in the FA Cup final.

Sometimes you just have to accept that players you can't stand do change matches. We could do with another one or two.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

It's embarrassing for her, sure - but she went UP in my estimation for doing that.

Surely, that's how any fan should want their owners to feel, isn't it? Credit to her.

Yes but not when half pissed up

 

[noseve]

Yes but not when half pissed up

But even then - probably knowing that she was going to be ridiculed - she still felt compelled to do something.

But I realise that many image-conscious owners would have stayed in their seats. I know which type of owner I prefer.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Steve McLaren's multi lingual press conference

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

That's a stretch - he's exactly what we're looking for, right now.

A genuine game-changer - think the Olympiakis goal when they somehow won the CL (having lost 10 league games); his first goal in the final and rousing them, Bernie-like, at 3-1 down; his last-gasp equaliser against West Ham in the FA Cup final.

Sometimes you just have to accept that players you can't stand do change matches. We could do with another one or two.

I do wonder what Pep would have done with him. For all his great assets, he was dreadful positionally and that’s a fundamental part of Pepball.