FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

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Re: FAO the cock who gave me abuse today

Breaking - 'Blond shit bag found walking down the M1 in a terrible state. Police stated that the shit bag had had one hell of a fright and could only mutter something about a very reasonable man who would have killed him if he hadn't got off.' He had sensibly decided to walk the rest of the way.
 
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The Fixer said:
The op posted and run......... have we all been clarkied here???? *nervous*
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He's either passed out or he's exploded from the raaaaaage!
 
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The Fixer said:
The op posted and run......... have we all been clarkied here???? *nervous*
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He is currently busy busting his hemoroids, he got them on the train today from sitting on the cold floor, shaking.
 
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A potential classic thread has been ruined by the pun. Especially by those who can't keep to the one pun per post rule. Sad really.
 
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Skashion said:
THEBLUEDONKEY said:
what do you suppose he called the lad to give him such a fright ?? im going with "pants to you, you cocking shit cock"
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No, he said "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker". Good insult to be fair.
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Its just taken me a minute to swallow my beer thanks to that second insult.
 
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nashark said:
A potential classic thread has been ruined by the pun. Especially by those who can't keep to the one pun per post rule. Sad really.
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Can't see what you've done there.
 
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"Then an out of hours police women moved me away with her badge"

Wow - you were the victim of pretty nasty policing tactics too! Was it one of those really viscious ones with a pin in the back?
 
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All aboard the classic train.

Lets get this right, you sat in someone elses seat wrongly, You then threw a bitch fit because a couple told you to shift. You proceeded to act a cock until a bloke with blonde hair and sunglasses told you to piss off out of the seat. Already you look an epic fail at this point. An off duty officer was then alerted to your "look at me i'm an attention whore", and told you politely to move. Cowardly you didn't stand your ground and shifted. You then claim you slapped the feminine blonde bloke whilst asleep which is terribly pussy like and the fact the blonde has fell asleep shows how much you scared him.

Just one big epic fail really.
 
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1961_vintage said:
"Then an out of hours police women moved me away with her badge"

Wow - you were the victim of pretty nasty policing tactics too! Was it one of those really viscious ones with a pin in the back?
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Tell you what, OP is pissed, and B and V are close on the keyboard. This thread could've had a whole extra level of potential.
 
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nashark said:
A potential classic thread has been ruined by the pun. Especially by those who can't keep to the one pun per post rule. Sad really.
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You're just saying that because you can't think of a decent pun.
Neither can I :(
 
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