Things people do that annoy you.

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

When Posters start threads saying such and suchabodies tits are amazing, but then it turns out their tits aren't amazing, they are in the "meh" department

Please feel free to start a 'Meh' Tits thread, I'll eagerly await it.

 

[bobmcfc]

When Posters start threads saying such and suchabodies tits are amazing, but then it turns out their tits aren't amazing, they are in the "meh" department

Please feel free to start a 'Meh' Tits thread, I'll eagerly await it.

I would but I'd get into trouble

 

[aguero93:20]

Lift it up, have a pee, put it down so it's ready for the lady to park her bottom on it!!

As I've already stated above, blatant sexism.

No it's just good manners!!

It would follow on then that it's fucking shite manners to leave the seat down when living with a lad.

 

[bobmcfc]

As I've already stated above, blatant sexism.

No it's just good manners!!

It would follow on then that it's fucking shite manners to leave the seat down when living with a lad.

Why can't you just sit down to Pee ?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

No it's just good manners!!

It would follow on then that it's fucking shite manners to leave the seat down when living with a lad.

Why can't you just sit down to Pee ?

I was just about to post about that, and wonder if this is why most of my mates who are still married have folded in this respect and given in and just resorted to sitting down to have a whazz. That is another thing that go in the things that annoy me thread; blokes who sit down for a piss for fear of another bollocking from their missus.

 

[aguero93:20]

No it's just good manners!!

It would follow on then that it's fucking shite manners to leave the seat down when living with a lad.

Why can't you just sit down to Pee ?

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

 

[Barcon]

If I get up in the middle of the night I have a sdp so that I don't have to turn the light on and wake up. The trouble is that the wife, for some reason, puts the toilet lid down so that I end up sitting on my bollocks. I wouldn't mind if we had a dog but we don't.

 

[RACHACE]

People who wear glasses that have Dennis Taylor style rims for fashion purposes.<br /><br />-- Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:34 am --<br /><br />Two of my mates drink a pint of water after every 4 pints when were out. That annoys me

 

[Ste1969]

Loud noisy eaters, shut your gob a little and eat properly.

 

[RACHACE]

Kebabs in naan bread instead of pitta. It's an insult

 

[bobmcfc]

It would follow on then that it's fucking shite manners to leave the seat down when living with a lad.

Why can't you just sit down to Pee ?

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

People who litter

This, they must be the laziest twats on the planet, there's a waste bin a few feet away and they drop it on the floor, wankers

 

[aguero93:20]

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

Shit and piss come out two different holes girlbob, someone should have explained this to you years and years ago.
As for cleaning up toilets, I can confirm from seven years working in bars while a student that the men's jakes it's the easier of the two to clean up at the end of a night. At least we don't leave used menstrual products on the floor.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

Shit and piss come out two different holes girlbob, someone should have explained this to you years and years ago.
As for cleaning up toilets, I can confirm from seven years working in bars while a student that the men's jakes it's the easier of the two to clean up at the end of a night. At least we don't leave used menstrual products on the floor.

Omg really? Ewwww

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Why can't you just sit down to Pee ?

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

anatomically, we should be squatting on our haunches for a shit. That'd be ideal except I'd struggle to get back up. I honestly don't see what the mither is with the seat being up, be a lot worse if you sat on old cold pee eh? At least you don't have to suffer drip marks on your shoes or the front of your trousers girls. That's a downer!

 

[bobmcfc]

Anatomically it puts my bladder in an awkward position, stopping me from fully emptying it, leading to a risk of internal irritation and infection. Why can't women just pick the fucking seat up?

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

anatomically, we should be squatting on our haunches for a shit. That'd be ideal except I'd struggle to get back up. I honestly don't see what the mither is with the seat being up, be a lot worse if you sat on old cold pee eh? At least you don't have to suffer drip marks on your shoes or the front of your trousers girls. That's a downer!

It's not nice when you rush in desperate to pee, get your trousers undone then sit down, only to fly back and practically fall into the toilet because somebody has left the seat up !!

That is why we hate it! Because if we accidentally sit on it when it's up you fall down the Loo !!

 

[aguero93:20]

Sorry girlbob, you should have explained that you'd been deprived of your sight at some stage in life, however it doesn't give an excuse to those women whose vision is perfectly capable of telling them whether the toilet seat is raised or lowered and it doesn't entitle them to special treatment when compared to men.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of
cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats
and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still
an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing
for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

anatomically, we should be squatting on our haunches for a shit. That'd be ideal
except I'd struggle to get back up. I
honestly don't see what the mither is with
the seat being up, be a lot worse if you
sat on old cold pee eh? At least you don't
have to suffer drip marks on your shoes or
the front of your trousers girls. That's a downer!

It's not nice when you rush in desperate to pee, get your trousers undone then sit
down, only to fly back and practically fall
into the toilet because somebody has left
the seat up !!

That is why we hate it! Because if we
accidentally sit on it when it's up you fall
down the Loo !!

Get a bigger bum

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

You poo sitting down don't you ? My theory is that because you're all so lazy and shite at hitting the target the world decided to dumb down the art of pissing just for the male race, they gave you urinals because they are just so sick of cleaning up smelly Wee from toilet seats and cubicle floors !! Even then you're still an army of trampy pissy skanks ;) pissing for dummies, remedial urination ;)

Next you'll be pissing in sinks !!

anatomically, we should be squatting on our haunches for a shit. That'd be ideal except I'd struggle to get back up. I honestly don't see what the mither is with the seat being up, be a lot worse if you sat on old cold pee eh? At least you don't have to suffer drip marks on your shoes or the front of your trousers girls. That's a downer!

It's not nice when you rush in desperate to pee, get your trousers undone then sit down, only to fly back and practically fall into the toilet because somebody has left the seat up !!

That is why we hate it! Because if we accidentally sit on it when it's up you fall down the Loo !!

Oh my.
I've just pictured that scenario. Lol.

 

[kaz7]

Men who argue with women,just do what you're told
:)