Raheem Sterling Songs

FORZA CITY said:
Serious question, how many songs off here actually make the terraces? I can't recall a single one.

Imagine singing an entire version of "Yesterday". Half the ground would be asleep by the end of it.

And little originality would be good for starters. Why does it have to be the same tune as one of our other songs?
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Serious question: what's your contribution? Or are you on here just to piss and moan? It's a light-hearted thread FFS.
 
Blue Smarties said:
He used to be a Scouser,
but now he is a Manc!
He's sick of burning candles,
he wants to be a champ!
His name is Raheem Sterling,
he plays in blue and white!
You can keep your 50 mill,
you'll still buy fucking shite!

Ohhhhh...

He used to be a Scouser,
but now he is a Manc!
He's sick of burning candles,
he wants to be a champ!
His name is Raheem Sterling,
he plays in blue and white!
You can keep your 50 mill,
you'll still buy fucking shite!
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Sloppyjoshua said:
His name is Raheem sterling
He used to play in red
But since gerrard slipped on his arse
He's dreamed of the etihad
He's the future of our football club, m.c.f.c!
So fuck off Liverpool, where's your premier league trophie!?

To the tune of the zabaleta song.
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these two combined !!!
 
geoff clipp said:
You see, im more of the opinion that embarrassing our own fanbase by making jokes about the death of 96 people doesn't really help us all that much as a club.

Therefore, I'm playing the reverse rag card. Rag.
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It's not joking about the 96 though, is it?

EVERY City fan I have EVER met fully sides with them over Hillsboro.

Are you really that stupid that you cannot see they are grief monkeys?Over all sorts of things.

Rag.
 
To the tune of the boom boom boom boom by the venga boys

Raheem sterling
We'll play him on the wing
And when he scores for city
We'll kiss him on the ring.
 
Bilboblue said:
It's not joking about the 96 though, is it?

EVERY City fan I have EVER met fully sides with them over Hillsboro.

Are you really that stupid that you cannot see they are grief monkeys?Over all sorts of things.

Rag.
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No, I fully get that. And yeah, theyre like it about all sorts of things. So why not just stick to those? Us making light of that kind of stuff is just as bad as elements of their fanbase milking it in my opinion. Meanwhile, the ones who will be genuinely offended by it are the ones who were actually affected by it, so maybe just swerve it altogether.

Their obsession with living in the past, their hypocrisy, their sense of entitlement etc etc is plenty to go off so I just dont see the need in going there.

Anyway, I'm gonna leave it at that now as I guess this supposed to be a lighthearted thread
 
I've got this far, then my brain turned into mush

I'm sure you all know the song.

Imagine there's no Sterling
It's easy if you try
 
To the tune of que sera (Steve Gerrard, Gerrard)

Oh Raheem Raheem
Left anfield for man city
Left all of their history
To win the premier league
 
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Raa Raa Raa Raa
Raa Raa Raa Raa
Raa Raa Raa Raa Sterling

Raheem is a chancer
He's a goal companion
You can see him everywhere
Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air

Oh he's got a mansion
Oh you scousers can thieve it yeah
Oh he's got a pass on
Ohh Ohh Ohh
 
Blue Smarties said:
He used to be a Scouser,
but now he is a Manc!
He's sick of burning candles,
he wants to be a champ!
His name is Raheem Sterling,
he plays in blue and white!
You can keep your 50 mill,
you'll still buy fucking shite!
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This is the one
 
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