Raheem Sterling Songs

Ohhhhhh Raheem burnt his candle down,
He burnt his bridges too,
got 'sick' of brenda rogers,
so he took a day of school,
Sheikh Mansour worked half a day to fund the lad a move,
nowwww Raheem is the fkcin man,
fkuc rags and dipperpool
 
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Puteulanus luna said:
Give it up bondsman you cringey bastard

;)
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Your constructive criticism is most appreciated and will continue to fan my creative flame. How about to tune of wonderwall...

and all the runs that raheem makes are winding
and all the goals aguero scores are blinding
theres no way past vinnie k, zab and yaya too
cos were man cityyyyy
and were ruining football
 
FORZA CITY said:
Serious question, how many songs off here actually make the terraces? I can't recall a single one.

Imagine singing an entire version of "Yesterday". Half the ground would be asleep by the end of it.

And little originality would be good for starters. Why does it have to be the same tune as one of our other songs?
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Because football fans lack originality.
 
bondsman said:
Your constructive criticism is most appreciated and will continue to fan my creative flame. How about to tune of wonderwall...

and all the runs that raheem makes are winding
and all the goals aguero scores are blinding
theres no way past vinnie k, zab and yaya too
cos were man cityyyyy
and were ruining football
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and you started off so well
 
To the tune - The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

We've got that Raheem Sterling
Whoa, that Raheem Sterling
We've got that Raheem Sterling
and he's fast, fast, fast
Whoa, he's fast.
 
Why aren't the mods doing something about this thread? Can't somebody step in to stop this cringeworthy madness?
 
Manchester33 said:
Why aren't the mods doing something about this thread? Can't somebody step in to stop this cringeworthy madness?
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How about:

Run on, run on,
He runs, down the wing,
And you'll never catch, Sterling
You'll neeeever catch, Sterling

Run on...

Just to put the cringey cherry on the cringey icing on the cingey cake?
 
FORZA CITY said:
How about:

Run on, run on,
He runs, down the wing,
And you'll never catch, Sterling
You'll neeeever catch, Sterling

Run on...

Just to put the cringey cherry on the cringey icing on the cingey cake?
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It's only a matter of time before some numpty copies that onto twitter accompanied with the hashtag #BANTER
 
geoff clipp said:
Really don't want to be a killjoy here, but does nobody else think it's time to maybe knock the candle references on the head?

I know it's not a direct piss take aimed at the victims as such, but there's still plenty of around whose grief is very real as far as Hillsborough is concerned. Surely there's plenty of other stuff to take the piss about?
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Taxi for G-g-g-g-g-g-geoffrey
 
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