Raheem Sterling Songs

To the tune of Denis, Denis by Blondie

Raheem Raheem, spunked all our cash on you,
Well saying that, it's not strictly true,
Cos we've got more,
And we'll be seeing Pogba soon
 
One Scouse chant that I've always wanted to turn the words around to and throw back at them might work but I'll need some help padding it out a tad ;)


"He's coming, he's coming,
He's coming down the road..."

Please feel free to expand on this as writer's cramp appears to have set in ;)
 
Can I make a request that we don't ruin the Zabaleta song (The best song we've come up with in decades) by creating loads of different remakes of it for every other bugger who plays for us!

Ta.
 
Blue Smarties said:
He used to be a Scouser,
but now he is a Manc!
He's sick of burning candles,
he wants to be a champ!
His name is Raheem Sterling,
he plays in blue and white!
You can keep your 50 mill,
you'll still buy fucking shite!

Ohhhhh...

He used to be a Scouser,
but now he is a Manc!
He's sick of burning candles,
he wants to be a champ!
His name is Raheem Sterling,
he plays in blue and white!
You can keep your 50 mill,
you'll still buy fucking shite!
Click to expand...
This all day long , very good sir very good indeed:)
 
To the Adam Johnson Tune

Oooh Raheem Sterling
He Plays in Blue and White
Oh Raheem Sterling
He's Fucking Dynamite
Oh Raheem Sterling
Thinks The Scousers are Shite...
 
When you walk to your ground
Hold your wallets tight
And don't be afraid of the dark
There are candles galore to light your way
And the sweet shining teeth of the shark

Walk on to the game
Cry on through your pain
Though your team is dross and o'erblown

Crawl on, fall on, with no hope from the start
And you'll never be great again
You'll never be great again
 
Last edited:
Candle in the wind!

Goodbye Raheem Sterling
Though you never knew him at all
He had the grace to hold himself
While you’se around him crawled
You crawled out of the woodwork
And bombarded him with threats
you acted classless
And tried to make out he wasn’t your best

And it seems to me he lives his new life
without candles in the wind
he will know who to run to
When the goals go in
And we would have liked to have bought him
for a few less quid
But you scousers wanted loadsamoney
So you could waste it once again
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top