United Thread 2015/16

[FantasyIreland]

Charlie Austin hahaha

Charlie? Fookin Steve would have his work cut out!

 

[paulchapo]

Ha ha old camel gob is hurting!!!


Rio Ferdinand

rioferdy5

I just hope @manutd come back and make a real fight for this league this season. Fingers crossed

5:46 p.m. - 30 August 2015

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

Haha odds on for Charlie Austin. Just looked at their transfer forum and Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo and Kane are on there but no Austin. It's like if they don't mention him the link will go away.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

What a thoroughly delightful weekend this has been.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Look at his face, just look at his face!

I didn't think it was possible that there could ever be anyone who was uglier than Baconface but the Turpid Turtle is so ugly I have to laugh!! Hahahahahahahahahahahah my sides are aching.

 

[its a Barm]

I please let this Charlie Austin be true, I am of to church to light a candle and pray for it. Comedy gold silver and bronze if it happens, rag cafe will explode.

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

That image of his face needs to be a banner!

 

[stony]

Did fatty shaw get booked for this?

 

[Neville Kneville]

Did fatty shaw get booked for this?

Nope.

Looked straight at the lino as he fell as well, knowing what he'd done.

Complete accident, say the commentators.

 

[warspite]

I please let this Charlie Austin be true, I am of to church to light a candle and pray for it. Comedy gold silver and bronze if it happens, rag cafe will explode.

I must be the only one who thinks he's OK then

 

[whp.blue]

linesman didn't see it!

 

[2sheikhs]

Pedro will be furious and I wouldn't blame him. He's told that he isn't good enough but a championship player is?

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Louis is awesome, they should renew his contract for 5 more yrs.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Did fatty shaw get booked for this?

I hope not,that would mean he would be getting nearer a ban;-)

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

They'll pay £25M for Charlie Austin any day now

 

[stony]

Nope.

Looked straight at the lino as he fell as well, knowing what he'd done.

Complete accident, say the commentators.

If it was a dog turd I bet he wouldn't have 'accidentally' stamped on it.

 

[SWP's back]

TRANSFER NEWS ‏@_FootyTalk_ 12s13 seconds ago

BREAKING: Charlie Austin to Manchester United a done deal according to reports. £15m the fee. #MUFC

£15m for a former coke head.

Fucking hell I love football.

 

[remember arthur mann]

LVG leaving the Liberty stadium

Must have been said (just come in) Phil Jones's dad !
Who TF is Steve Round ? Sky's just dragged him in !

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Surely that's not true about Austin

 

[Ray78]

£15m for a player who West Ham have turned down because of long term doubts about his fitness. They are desperate.