United Thread 2015/16

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"The last game he looked lethal,(Rooney) this one he had zero awareness or any sort of confidence to at least hit the target, whatever it is, i don't care." ( from sadcafe)

He looked lethal cos it was fucking Brugge you cardboard box.
 
Rumored to be in for Charlie Austin. Please let this happen. de Gea and ladyboy to leave on deadline day and Austin to come in. If Carlsberg did deadline days .................
 
Isn't Carlton Cole without a club? Or maybe a cheeky £50 mill bid for Carroll?

Striking problem solved. :)
 
They're even worse than last season.

Rooney and Schweinsteiger are clearly both well past it.

Depay is bang average.

The new GK is that poor he's more likely to lose them 15 points a season than save them 15 points a season (as per De Gea).

Darmian can't even take a proper throw in.

They've just got rid of Evans and Blackett and therefore have absolutely no depth at CB.

Van Lolz is the Father Jack of football.

They'll be lucky to get 7th imo.
 
Rooney is getting the dogs abuse from the Singapore massive. I fucking love watching those cunts implode.
 
Beijing Red 4 Lyf ‏@Beijingcasuals 27 mins27 minutes ago

NOT EVEN STARTED ON LVG BUT IF HIS PHILOSOPHY IS LOSING TO FUKING VILLAGE TEAM NAMED AFTER A SEA BIRD HE CAN FUK OFF BACK TO BULGARIA! #MUFC
FUK ME, IF MY HAIR WAS WORSE THAN ROONEY I WOULD NOT BE MOUTHING OFF ON TWITTER
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fucking lol.
 
malg said:
More fun from the caf:

1. Preaches cerebral coaching and the thinking footballer.

2. Complain about lack of balance.

3. Goes behind.

4. Takes off all the intelligent players capable of picking passes.

5. Throws on target man.

6. Proceed to mindlessly bomb penalty area.

Get him the feck out.
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I'm in tears. Amazing.
 
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