United Thread 2015/16

[BLUEPUGH]

Michael Gray, as one of Talksport's experts (sic), has predicted manyooo for the title, with us finishing 4th.

Micky is a ****

 

[sir baconface]

Another riveting crop of accountancy posts today.

 

[2sheikhs]

It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?

 

[aguero93:20]

It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?

They're all cunts and the managers a complete nutjob?

 

[andyhinch]

It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?

Yes, they're all cunts.

 

[andyhinch]

They're all cunts and the managers a complete nutjob?

We're you reading my mind ;)

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Actually Cockroach it was their inability to collect points in the preceding season under Moyesiah.

That does actually read right, he means co-efficient points, which they got a few of under Moyes as they got to the quarter finals, but were unable to gain any last year because they weren't in Europe.

I think United's problem is Van Gaal, they certainly have a lot of great players. Van Gaal seems like a dickhead who pisses said players off. For all his bluster about needing time for the philoschofee they only started to pick up points once they threw it in the bin and started punting it to Fellaini.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

SCUM

 

[aguero93:20]

That does actually read right, he means co-efficient points, which they got a few of under Moyes as they got to the quarter finals, but were unable to gain any last year because they weren't in Europe.

I think United's problem is Van Gaal, they certainly have a lot of great players. Van Gaal seems like a dickhead who pisses said players off. For all his bluster about needing time for the philoschofee they only started to pick up points once they threw it in the bin and started punting it to Fellaini.

I know how he meant it but seeing as all Arsenal and the rags seemed to need to do to retain pot 1 status was qualify for the competition....

Agree about Luis Head-The-Ball.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Be kind, I'd say quite a few of them didn't recieve much of an education ;)

Good job we kan spel