Talksport

Apparently Cork has a face like a wasp chewing a bulldog according to Danny Kelly. Struggling to visualise that.

Colin Wanker managed to discuss Palace v City this weekend without mentioning City. Quite an achievement.
 
Oh Dom McGuiness. There are wide reports of Rooney being on 300k per week, why do you say he's on 'a reported 250'? I don't remember you understating a City player's earnings ever.
 
Oh Dom McGuiness. There are wide reports of Rooney being on 300k per week, why do you say he's on 'a reported 250'? I don't remember you understating a City player's earnings ever.

Tried to get on Talkshite last week to shoot him down when he said Martial cost £36m and Sterling cost £49m. I was going to ask why they never count the add ons for the rags?
 
Im never listening again to that shower of shite

Im sick to fucking death of them turning absolutely everything into talking about united or one of their idiot players

They get a lower division manager on, and the respective supporters are thinking, oh great they are going to talk about my team, but it usually goes like this:

Talk Sport Twat: "morning, what a fantastic result at weekend"

Managers Response: "yeah it was great, the whole town is absolutely buzzing"

Talk Sport Twat "ok now let me ask you about David De Gea / Wayne Rooney / Manchester United"

They try it with rosler and he usually bats it straight back to say hes not on to talk about them, but the rest of the knobs fall for it every fucking time

Im fucking sick off it, never EVER tuning in again
 
Im never listening again to that shower of shite

Im sick to fucking death of them turning absolutely everything into talking about united or one of their idiot players

They get a lower division manager on, and the respective supporters are thinking, oh great they are going to talk about my team, but it usually goes like this:

Talk Sport Twat: "morning, what a fantastic result at weekend"

Managers Response: "yeah it was great, the whole town is absolutely buzzing"

Talk Sport Twat "ok now let me ask you about David De Gea / Wayne Rooney / Manchester United"

They try it with rosler and he usually bats it straight back to say hes not on to talk about them, but the rest of the knobs fall for it every fucking time

Im fucking sick off it, never EVER tuning in again


Join the club, switched off over a year ago never looked back, personally I like the calming music of Classic FM I am sure you will find an alternative, trust me in a year or so you will feel better for it. I tend to dip my toe into this thread just to re assure myself I have done the right thing, I am never disappointed.
 
Talksport should be mandatory listening for anybody under 18. It should serve as a reminder about what can happen if you fail to get qualifications, or get caught drink driving / dogging / being sexist on Sky.
 
Durham and Thicko sound unusually flat - no shouting of Youuuuunartid from Gough - maybe even they are now realising with the DeGea deal its stretching the truth too far to claim the rags are anything like the force they were
 
...... as they return to type - I am a thicko too it seems as the rags have clearly played a blinder as Real fucked up the deal..... of course !

The rags are effectively paying a fortune to keep their own keeper on loan - how is that a blinder?
 
<shakes head> I can't beleive that people still fall for it, they know exactly what they are doing (and the fact they have got some people wound up proves the point) I will wager that they read this thread to see how effective they are, once in a while I listen to it but I know what their game is so it goes right over my head, I would also wager that if this thread slipped off the front page they would make an extra special effort to wind City fans up!
 
I listen to it occasionally as there aren't any other comedy shows I can think of on the radio.

Radio 4 - Radio 4 Extra and even in some slots on Radio 2 mate - littered with comedy - problem is even Classic Goons on 4Extra isn't as surreal and funny as a vanNutjob presser !!!
 
No doubt there will be a release clause if he has any sense, maybe of a delphian nature?
 

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