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Chris in London

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like this, from 'Adelaide Now':

A WOMAN who burnt her boyfriend’s penis with a hair straightener as agreed punishment for being unfaithful with his ex-girlfriend has received a suspended jail sentence. Bronwyn Joy Parker, 22, had pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious harm over the incident which left her then boyfriend with third degree burns to his genitalia at her Mount Barker home in December 2013. In sentencing, District Court Judge Paul Muscat said Parker’s crime was one of the “most unusual” he had encountered during his time in court.

He said the victim suffered third-degree burns to each side of the shaft of his penis requiring treatment in the Burns Unit of the Royal Adelaide Hospital. The court has heard he now requires constant review by medical specialists who have indicated the healing and scarring process may take up to two years. “In short, his penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site,” Judge Muscat said.

He said Parker met her victim on Facebook and formed a relationship with him which, over time, became tempestuous. “You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you. You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.” He said the troubled relationship got to the point where the couple agreed that if the victim ever cheated on her he would let her burn his testicles with the straighteners.

“He was unfaithful to you and had spent two nights with his ex-girlfriend and had sex with her. “When you found out about that, you reminded him of his promise to you. He asked you ‘What about it?’ referring to the promise he had previously made. You told him to remove his penis from his shorts, which he did. He said that you could ‘tap it’ with the straighteners after he removed his penis, after you said that you were not going to burn his testicles.”

Judge Muscat said neither of the couple had realised the seriousness of what you were about to embark on. “You took his penis in your hand and then, with the other, you placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis before squeezing them momentarily. I need not here say anything of the pain and shock which he then experienced.”

The victim had described his penis as “swollen, blistering and pussy and black in colour” after the incident and did not immediately seek treatment because of his embarrassment. When Parker was interviewed by police she told she had only applied the straightener for a couple of seconds and thought it would only feel like sunburn. To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad, it just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat,” she told police. Judge Muscat sentenced Parker to nine months’ jail but suspended that sentence upon her entering an 18-month good behaviour bond.
 
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“swollen, blistering and pussy and black in colour”

To be fair, if I could make my penis also pussy I wouldn't need a girlfriend.
 
Anyone who agrees to let their girlfriend burn their nob with hair straighteners as punishment for cheating probably should have their ability to reproduce taken off them tbh, sounds like he got off lightly. Into the fucking sea with both of them
 
My straighteners are pre-set to heat to 200 degrees. It hurts like hell if I accidentally catch my neck or ears on them.

Just sayin' @andyhinch ;-)
 
He said Parker met her victim on Facebook and formed a relationship with him which, over time, became tempestuous. “You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you. You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.” He said the troubled relationship got to the point where the couple agreed that if the victim ever cheated on her he would let her burn his testicles with the straighteners.

He was unfaithful to you and had spent two nights with his ex-girlfriend and had sex with her. “When you found out about that, you reminded him of his promise to you. He asked you ‘What about it?’ referring to the promise he had previously made. You told him to remove his penis from his shorts, which he did. He said that you could ‘tap it’ with the straighteners after he removed his penis, after you said that you were not going to burn his testicles.”

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I mean at some point you're just bringing this on yourself.
 
There was an article in the metro this morning about a bloke who had his penis hacked off my his girlfriend because he cheated. The wording used in the article seemed to be making light of it and putting the blame on the man, calling him a "love rat" etc. If the article was about a man mutilating his girlfriends vagina for cheating i cant see it being quite so cheery.
 
A WOMAN who burnt her boyfriend’s penis with a hair straightener

He said the troubled relationship got to the point where the couple agreed that if the victim ever cheated on her he would let her burn his testicles with the straighteners.

Why is she getting shown leniency? He never said she could burn his penis.
 

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