United Thread 2015/16

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T_C said:
He's seen as a god because he can copy and paste! I suppose in the land of mouth breathing knuckle draggers the one who can copy and paste is king.
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We accept Man United fans on here. We have a couple actually.

We don't accept Man United fans pretending to be City fans in order to post.

You can declare your honest allegiances or we can go down the alternate route
 
Wednesday at 20:14

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17 Van der Gouwbiffa bin

Mciahel Goodman said: ↑

1080 for me, but it's foreign and I'm paying for it...

Pixels and FPS aren't the same ;-)

Nevertheless you're fortunate to have at 1080p stream.

I do apologise to our mods for all this but this is my last one....tonight!!
This geezer van der gouw spouts off on ragcafe like he's a regular...
Massive only watches them in pixels and HD. ...
Ooooussshhh.
 
Wednesday at 22:18

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VanGaalEraFull Member

Joined: Jul 25, 2014 4,186

Didn't watch the game but happy for all our goalscorers


(OK I lied, just one more little nugget from my good friend Mr VanGaalEra)
From the match thread v the tractor boys.
22, 000 empty seats and he didn't go.
I'm fuckin heartbroken.
I thought a proper red was laughing at me and taking the piss out of my posts.
I kind of feel let down he's only a part time plastic fan....
I always seem to attract the nobheads.
 
manimanc said:
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17 Van der Gouwbiffa bin

Joined: Oct 19, 2010 3,451 England


Bluemoon posters on the other hand have:
a) Total arrogance/superiority complex
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Guilty as charged. Some guy from Slovenia called me "a delusional feckwit" on Sad Cafe the other night. It brought a smile to my face for so, so many reasons ...
 
Damocles said:
We accept Man United fans on here. We have a couple actually.

We don't accept Man United fans pretending to be City fans in order to post.

You can declare your honest allegiances or we can go down the alternate route
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Are you asking if I'm a RAG?
 
Wilf Wild 1937 said:
Not on sale where most of them live.
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Except in Oz, of course.
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Sorry but I can't stop.
It's too addictive and too funny.
Kopp a load with this whopper.

6 minutes ago

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DucklegsPart of first caf team to complete Destiny raid

Joined: Jun 17, 2011 6,281

Nothing quite so sad as someone trying to make out they are an arch genius at troll baiting.

He seems like the kind of guy who thinks saying " I know I am, but what are you?" In response to being called a thick as pig shit gobshite Bertie cnut is on par with the wittiest of Noel Cowards retorts
And finally from another massive red on ragcafe from their match day thread v Ipswich.
Wednesday at 19:56

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TrizyFull Member

Anyone a good link? Cheers


Now I may be way off the mark here but there doesn't look like they got a season ticket between them.
As is the case with most plastic, part time red gobshites it's these fuckin nerds I've listed above who seem to do a lot of shouting but a lot of pixel and HD watching.
We'll what a surprise.
Good night boys and girls.
 
Millwallawayveteran1988 said:
They were dire at the start but are getting better. They have scored 3 in each of their last 4 games. They have to be taken seriously.
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Well that's not strictly true, you're picking & choosing which competitions to involve in those 4 games (i.e. they scored 1 against PSV). If you think scoring 3 against a Sunderland team who conceded 4 to Leicester, 3 to Norwich, 3 to Exeter, 2 to Villa & 2 to Bournemouth is particularly impressive then I would probably disagree. Or 3 to Ipswich.

I'll give you Liverpool & Sot'on, but 8 shots on target & 6 goals is not going to happen often for any team - they didn't create anything against Southampton & only got goals from a horror pass back & an offside decision going their way.

Sure on paper you can say United are top of the table, averaging 2+ points a game, scoring 3 goals in last 3 prem games - but you watch them play and do you really think they're playing well? They're being efficient combined with some luck, they're not playing well in my opinion. Personally I think they'll improve & start playing better, they've somehow put themselves in a good position without playing well at all - we'll see over the next few fixtures whether they've improved enough to be genuine contenders, Arsenal away, Everton away, City home & Palace away are tough fixtures for any team; if those games were picked out at random you would say "they could lose that" to each game, if they can get 10 points they'll have done very well I think.
 
Wilf Wild 1937 said:
Very good mate. There are probably one or two toasting their fine title win with a few of these this lunchtime "Down Under". I've got say it beats Liverpool's April 2014 win but isn't quite up to Carlisle's triumph in August 1974.
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Carlisle. Top of the league after 4 games but rock bottom long before the end of the season although 'Typical City' managed to lose to them home and away long after they were top. The only bright spot was that the rags never played them because they'd been relegated as Carlisle came up and one commentator on the radio suggested that if the rags drew Carlisle in the cup and won it would be classed as a giant killing. That sort of thing wouldn't happen now of course.
 
Has Fred Done paid out yet surely beating Bin dippers and going top of the league mean you've pissed It 7 games in!
 
Saturday at 16:52

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rednevGod Save My Gracious Queen

Joined: Jul 7, 2006 23,503

The title is in the bag, as far as I'm concerned
Good morning my blue friends and welcome to delusional hour.
Lets start with this little beauty.
Only SEVEN games in remember.

Saturday at 16:53

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Roman BellicBuy the rumour, sell the fact

Joined: Jul 21, 2014 6,221 Hell

.......And we actually look like we will be there for a while

And I'll have a pint of what he's having....
And finally....

28 minutes ago

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Barca84Full Member

Joined: Feb 19, 2013 1,518 Kurious Oranj

You can tell by the way he posts that ManiManc isn't a local. Half arsed attempts at Mancunian dialect are easy to spot
Sssshhhhh......don't tell him that I live in Stockport as they'll only take the piss.
 
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