negative morning back pages

[uwe rosler 28]

Always come out before a big game with us! I'm going for somthing about vinny and 1 of his team mates missus!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Yaya Toure ate my hamster

 

[kaz7]

You are mad if you read any papers in the morning

 

[Helmet Cole]

Hoping for some proper bitter ones on Monday after we smash the cunts (fingers crossed). I'd imagine it will mainly be along the lines of the money (yawn), pep, vinny / mp, ruining sterling,ruining football, ruining youth teams, ruining cl anthem, lucky wins, not winning things, and of course kun to Madrid.
Taste the bitter tears :-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You are mad if you read any papers in the morning

Especially since the Internet became popular 20 years ago.

 

[TCIB]

De Bruyne Birth Cerificate controversy, documents show he is actually 36yo Nigerian transexual.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

De Bruyne Birth Cerificate controversy, documents show he is actually 36yo Nigerian transexual.

Hahaha

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Manuel caught in Manchester strip club

 

[Clevers]

Glazer's to spend £2.50 on regeneration of Trafford area 6 page special.

 

[Zuriblue]

Hoping for some proper bitter ones on Monday after we smash the cunts (fingers crossed). I'd imagine it will mainly be along the lines of the money (yawn), pep, vinny / mp, ruining sterling,ruining football, ruining youth teams, ruining cl anthem, lucky wins, not winning things, and of course kun to Madrid.
Taste the bitter tears :-)

The latest one seems to be crocodile tears about human rights in the UAE.

 

[Barcon]

"Alexander Kolarov ruined Mums vagina on the way out". "City megabucks millionaire refuse to pay for reconstructive surgery".

 

[BimboBob]

Ric/ De Bruyne same person?

Bluemoon's overlord and Man City starlet never seen in the same room shocker.

 

[the blue panther]

Hoping for some proper bitter ones on Monday after we smash the cunts (fingers crossed). I'd imagine it will mainly be along the lines of the money (yawn), pep, vinny / mp, ruining sterling,ruining football, ruining youth teams, ruining cl anthem, lucky wins, not winning things, and of course kun to Madrid.
Taste the bitter tears :-)

City ruining China as well - could be a new take on the damage we're causing.
As long as we get 3 points tomorrow, I don't give a f...! Let's absolutely smash the bstards & look forward to the excuses on Monday - and them lot crawling back under their stones as their season starts to disintegrate.

 

[warpig]

I'd be more worried if I was Chris Smalling tbf.

*edit

Sorry an England international footballer who plays for Man United.

 

[mosssideblue]

You are mad if you read any papers in the morning

Is the correct answer. We know what will be written, so why torment yourself.

 

[manimanc]

We usually have the headline from one of their players along the lines of "we play for the shirt not the money..."
Somehow I dont think we'll be seeing these headlines this time around from 300k shrek or 200k depaymelots or 250k german pig.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Anthony Martial snubbed £500k p/w offer from mega bucks City to follow his dream and play for nowt for his boyhood club.

 

[blue corby]

But he came up through the academy.!

 

[bluemoon98]

In the daily express this morning.

The last sentence astounded me
'A United win could signal the end of man city's dominance'

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

In the daily express this morning.

The last sentence astounded me
'A United win could signal the end of man city's dominance'

Tell me you're shitting me?