United Thread 2015/16

[Blue Smarties]

Can you put "I am the music man" on la?

Fuck off Stevie, I'm the DJ.

 

[manimanc]

8 minutes ago

Sandikanaka sex on the beach

Triple.Threat said: ↑

I'm begging to get the feeling i had in the Moyes era where i actually never expect United to win games. Van Gaal manages to have us lower the expectations.

Moyes was appallingly bad, the amount of home defeats, and seemingly a new record each time, "this team haven't won at OT for 241 years until now" type stuff regularly.

But I don't remember 5 home 0-0s, and 8 games without a win.

8 games without a win! At Manchester United!

I fuckin love this from ragcafe.
The glow it gives me makes me want to breakdance.

 

[dario2739]

Whilst taking a tranny's cock up his arse?

What's Ronaldo got to do with it?

 

[blueincy]

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

He should man up and get a fucking tattoo.

 

[Cellarite]

I fuckin love this from ragcafe.
The glow it gives me makes me want to breakdance.

Treat yourself my friend.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Is there any other player for any other team who could miss a sitter, commit a challenge that should have been a red and still get awarded motm?

All this about United playing well, I haven't seen them a lot but if that's them playing well(V a team with the same points as Norwich) then they've got serious fucking problems

We moan, but a least we have good players, they do not! No one is telling me Martial is any good(certainly not better than Sterling) and as for Depay, well, he should stick to buying cars because he can't play football

 

[roj]

Wouldn't wish your illness on anyone Darren, but every cloud eh..

 

[Vienna_70]

For a nasty moment, I had a horrible feeling that it was my scarf because 'I' don't want anything to do with that lot, either!

 

[blueincy]

What was Matic thinking FFS..

 

[Vienna_70]

Probably...

Carling?

 

[blueincy]

When are the Pep Guardiola ones going on sale.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What was Matic thinking FFS..

It was like he was back in the playground. As he burst through he couldn't help shouting, "Rooneeeyyyy!!!' as he emulated his hero in ballooning a sitter.

Making me wonder about Wilf now.

 

[blueincy]

It was like he was back in the playground. As he burst through he couldn't help shouting, "Rooneeeyyyy!!!' as he emulated his hero in ballooning a sitter.

Making me wonder about Wilf now.

Seen to many of them from Bony, you've got me thinking now...

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Is there any other player for any other team who could miss a sitter, commit a challenge that should have been a red and still get awarded motm?

All this about United playing well, I haven't seen them a lot but if that's them playing well(V a team with the same points as Norwich) then they've got serious fucking problems

We moan, but a least we have good players, they do not! No one is telling me Martial is any good(certainly not better than Sterling) and as for Depay, well, he should stick to buying cars because he can't play football

I'd say it was more a case of Chelsea being absolutely dreadful rather than the rags playing well.

 

[pete1970]

Utd fan on 5live proper throwing his toys out the pram about the rags getting leslie as the rags manager.
Calling Good old sparky all the names under the sun, fuckin bitter cunts but funny as fuck listening to the plastic twats having hissy fits.
More I say more.

His name was Steve
And sounded like he was about to have a screaming fit

 

[manimanc]

Forums>...>Manchester United Forum>

4 wins in the last 17 matches...when did this become acceptable

My last quote tonight from that softarse forum ragcafe and this is a thread title.
Welcome to the real world you glory hunting cocks.
*waves to VanGaalEra *
Hiya flower are you OK ha ha ha ha ha
Love it.

 

[roj]

Looks like Carrick and Shaw are itching to play for him - or perhaps just more rats jumping ship :)

 

[Pam]

My last quote tonight from that softarse forum ragcafe and this is a thread title.
Welcome to the real world you glory hunting cocks.
*waves to VanGaalEra *
Hiya flower are you OK ha ha ha ha ha
Love it.

Ha. Meltdowns follow meltdowns. What a shower of shite. Much like their team.

 

[blueincy]

Looks like Carrick and Shaw are itching to play for him - or perhaps just more rats jumping ship :)

When are the Pep Guardiola ones going on sale;)