United Thread 2015/16

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Oh you missed the thread in off topic last night, he really is just dim. Hence the "assistant" in his occupation (Greggs, Buxton).
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
What what what.
Not everyone can be a clever as you.
Where's your mate who's shares the brain cell with you.
What what what
 
It appears that Adidas don't like the united way.
They started the piss taking with the retro big fat Ron kit they've produced for the numpties. Something tells me someone in that firm could see which direction they are heading.
 
Oh you missed the thread in off topic last night, he really is just dim. Hence the "assistant" in his occupation (Greggs, Buxton).
Was fucking around with the Clarkie bit.......although I could claim my own post as a Clarkie!
 
It appears that Adidas don't like the united way.
What is it exactly that Adidas have said? I read something on here a day or so ago, but can't remember seeing anything backing it up.
 
What is it exactly that Adidas have said? I read something on here a day or so ago, but can't remember seeing anything backing it up.
Some spokesperson was going on about how Stretford rangers have 40 million billion fans but aren't currently playing the style of football one would like to view
 
They don't like the total lack of entertainment being served up at the theatre of coathangers.
I believe that they expected better from the Dutch dunce.
 
Eerrrmmmmm..........

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Is this the Asian chapter of the blazin squad
 
100% correct. I've done the last 4 derby matches at the swamp in the corporate and a few at The Etihad and i agree, the standard at City is out of this world in comparison. I'm in The Legends for the Palace match and would thoroughly recommend it to anyone thinking of trying it.

Even in the latter seasons at Maine Road, City had a better rep than United regarding corporate hospitality. That's not just a blue tinted thing either - I know United fans who alluded to it too. I've not done corporate at our current home but imagine it's the dog's bullocks.
 
Interesting choice of pic De Gea has stuck on his twitter is it not, with no badge and that.
A cynical man may say he is sending a message to Real to have their contract men at the ready.

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That's screaming photoshop RM badge and la liga sign on the arm. Plus he looks like he's about to take a mouthful from the invisible man.
 
Even in the latter seasons at Maine Road, City had a better rep than United regarding corporate hospitality. That's not just a blue tinted thing either - I know United fans who alluded to it too. I've not done corporate at our current home but imagine it's the dog's bullocks.
Was a guest in the Mancunian Suite at the Newcastle game and everything was absolutely spot on. Sat on a table right on the half way line. The food, wine and service were even better than Villa Park, which is the best I'd had in the Premier League by some distance up to that point.

One of the guest in our party was a lifelong City fan from Nottingham who I've known a few years now. Top bloke, but a dreadful drunk (yes even worse than me). He's called Colin and he was that fucking hammered on the Rioja that when Tony Book came over to our table at half time he spent five minutes telling Skip how he was his hero when he was growing up and how he'd been named after him! He thought he was talking to Colin Bell for some unfathomable reason! We could hear all this and were tittering among each other and then he handed TB his business card and we all fell about laughing. The look on Tony's face when he looked at the name on the card was utterly fucking priceless! We absolutely destroyed the poor bastard for the rest of the night.
 
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