United Thread 2015/16

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gordondaviesmoustache said:
They're getting desperate in the rag cafe thread: a guy from India has pulled out the 'romance' card.
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Never underestimate the power of romance:
  • I had to come all the way from the highways and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to Motor City, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty. And he'd say, 'That's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too.' That's the way romance is. Usually, that's the way it goes. But every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.
 
bluesoup said:
Haha, that's how they sell themselves. Let's just hope we get our parcel at the end of the season for us to see them crack up
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In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.
 
After all the bad news coming form their academy this week, I guess it was time they trotted out a PR piece in the MUEN:

Manchester United have already shown they have some top talent in their academy this season - and there is even more to come.

Paul McGuinness has just overseen the tenth consecutive league defeat for the Under-18s, but believes the struggles of that team are an unfortunate result of more significant successes they have had.
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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...chester-united-academy-very-exciting-10771436
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.
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While we/you're on books, would you object to a little plagarism? I would like to adopt this analogy as my own! Excellent btw.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.
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I remember the celebrity smells thread and someone said she smells of a mixture of urine and marzipan.
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Jan major transfers at the swamp cancelled due to doubt over LVG future.
That's a novel spin on players not wanting to go there.
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I clocked that one. Bale,messi and tranny look like being stuck in Spain for another six months then. They must be gutted their January moves to the swamp have fallen through, particularly as they have been hoping to go there for the last six transfer windows.
 
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