United Thread 2015/16

[Dr.Faustus]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...x-page-love-letter-i-can-change-a6829971.html
Jose Mourinho to Manchester United: Ex-Chelsea manager pens six-page love letter to United to claim 'I can change'

Media getting desperate now.

The last bit for some reason reminds me of this;

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...x-page-love-letter-i-can-change-a6829971.html
Jose Mourinho to Manchester United: Ex-Chelsea manager pens six-page love letter to United to claim 'I can change'

Media getting desperate now.

The last bit for some reason reminds me of this;

Why would they want him to change? He's a graceless, snidey, paranoid egomaniac whose teams routinely cheat. Seems like the perfect fit.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Maybe he means he can change them from being shit to being good?

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe he means he can change them from being shit to being mediocre?

Edited for accuracy!

 

[oakiecokie]

Maybe he means he can change them from being shit to being good?

You can`t polish a turd.

 

[Dirty Harry]

You can`t polish a turd.

But you can cover it in glitter, so, business as usual.

 

[manimanc]

Prepare yourselves boys and girls for the following headlines wafting from the Nil nil arena.
"Utd make 10 billion trillion pounds in lucrative China pot noodle deal..."
"Gareth Bale says he'd walk to boyhood club utd to pull on that red jersey"
"Pep Guardiola gets utd tattoo and a massive jacket in preparation for the utd managers job"
"Bobby Charlton says man city are not that good and their owners are only here for the short term"
........you get the gist.

 

[Mikejl]

Letting ourselves down on RagCaf, seems only 41 of us have voted so far.

Do you want LVG sacked?

1. 
   Yes, sack him now
   771 vote(s)
   65.6%
2. 
   Evaluate at the end of the season
   309 vote(s)
   26.3%
3. 
   Let him see out his contract
   54 vote(s)
   4.6%
4. 
   He's great, give him an extension
   41 vote(s)
   3.5%

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mr Flying Pig HD after the Saints game!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Mr Flying Pig HD after the Saints game!!

Considering the number of followers the rags have, it will be a mass debate!

 

[City Raider]

Letting ourselves down on RagCaf, seems only 41 of us have voted so far.

Do you want LVG sacked?

1. 
   Yes, sack him now
   771 vote(s)
   65.6%
2. 
   Evaluate at the end of the season
   309 vote(s)
   26.3%
3. 
   Let him see out his contract
   54 vote(s)
   4.6%
4. 
   He's great, give him an extension
   41 vote(s)
   3.5%

41 blues on rag caf then

 

[bammy blue]

Turtle will still be in charge come January 31st, then gone within the first week of February, any new manager coming in will want to spend money in this window and the Glazers ain't going to want to do that!

 

[Vienna_70]

Turtle will still be in charge come January 31st, then gone within the first week of February, any new manager coming in will want to spend money in this window and the Glazers ain't going to want to do that!

That sounds very plausible.

On another note, you hear the wankers on 606 or talkshite proclaiming that A&E (and others) "Is not a *n*t*d player.

Yes he is. He has a contract at the swamp and "plays" for the scummy bastards whenever selected.

Entitled twats!

 

[Mikejl]

41 blues on rag caf then

42 I was lurking for a laugh.

 

[jimharri]

Lifted off the caff....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Lifted off the caff....

#SOL

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That sounds very plausible.

On another note, you hear the wankers on 606 or talkshite proclaiming that A&E (and others) "Is not a *n*t*d player.

Yes he is. He has a contract at the swamp and "plays" for the scummy bastards whenever selected.

Entitled twats!

By that reckoning neither were the dirty cunts that were Crerand, Holton and Moses.

If, you know, your history.......

 

[mat]

That sounds very plausible.

On another note, you hear the wankers on 606 or talkshite proclaiming that A&E (and others) "Is not a *n*t*d player.

Yes he is. He has a contract at the swamp and "plays" for the scummy bastards whenever selected.

Entitled twats!

He's a dirty rag cnut, perfect fit for them.

 

[ccr]

Warnock's been approached as a temp.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Warnock's been approached as a temp.

with Megson as his assistant