United Thread 2015/16

[CheethamHillBlue]

Haha,you couldn't make that up,hope it's on telly

Were you not aware we played them 6 or 7 years ago, Kaz?

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

An EL win simply isn't good enough for international stars like shrek and smalling.
If they're not playing at the highest level and they can avoid getting ebola or malaria, their England place is under threat. (a broken leg only guarantees a place on the subs bench)

No but an EL Win gets them automatic entry into the C/L next season.

 

[kaz7]

Were you not aware we played them 6 or 7 years ago, Kaz?

I can't remember who we played last month,i have to look, no kidding,my memory is fucked lol

 

[jimharri]

Were you not aware we played them 6 or 7 years ago, Kaz?

I think a Harry Enfield youtube moment is in order here......

 

[kaz7]

I think a Harry Enfield youtube moment is in order here......

Lol,i am going have to use the traumatic brain injury and fractured skull card here,you can grovel to me later :)

 

[jimharri]

Lol,i am going have to use the traumatic brain injury and fractured skull card here,you can grovel to me later :)

When I go on hands and knees to a bossy lady, begging for mercy, I usually have to pay for the privilege!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I can't remember who we played last month,i have to look, no kidding,my memory is fucked lol

Don't tell lies. There isn't a woman alive who can't remember every word a man has ever said for the last 30 years when required.

 

[zandvoort blue]

French Tony appears to have had off field distractions.....the Younited Way

 

[kaz7]

When I go on hands and knees to a bossy lady, begging for mercy, I usually have to pay for the privilege!

I won't charge you
I keep a file with one match report and all the scores in as well as a calender with all the games and scores on,it's the only way i can keep track

 

[kaz7]

Don't tell lies. There isn't a woman alive who can't remember every word a man has ever said for the last 30 years when required.

You cynic you lol

 

[kaz7]

French Tony appears to have had off field distractions.....the Younited Way

Whats he doing?

 

[Vienna_70]

OK boys and girls, here's a starter for 10!
Can anybody spot a mistake in this thread title from ragcafe?
Take your time....it might not hit you straight away.

Well, I looked at it for fucking ages, and I'm blowed if I can work out what the fuck you're on about.

;-)

 

[zandvoort blue]

Whats he doing?

A 20 year old X Factor contestant.

 

[kaz7]

A 20 year old X Factor contestant.

Oooh,i must look that up

 

[jimharri]

Oooh,i must look that up

I bet you won't forget THAT!

 

[Vienna_70]

And it could mean that all their top quality players might leave

Err...

What top quality players?

Oh yeah, there's the alpaca and, umm, umm...

That's it.

 

[malg]

Err...

What top quality players?

Oh yeah, there's the alpaca and, umm, umm...

That's it.

I reckon Rooney still has two good seasons in him, for the right team.

 

[manimanc]

Speaking of rooney can you believe he's named his son kit!!!
So that's kai, kit and klay.
I can see him coming home pissed up one night and asking his Mrs how klits doing...

 

[Vienna_70]

Is that the real name of the team they are playing?

Yep.

If you recall, we played them in the UEFA Cup a few years ago.

 

[kaz7]

I bet you won't forget THAT!

Gossip i love,i'm going to have a look