United Thread 2015/16

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Blue Mist said:
Perhaps we should have a Sweep Stake. Name the minute during the next Raggies match when they will have their shot.

Please note the shot does not have to be on target, otherwise we might never have a winner. It just has to be a shot, not even a very hard shot, a pea roller would count. Basically if a player kicks the ball with his boot, somewhere roughly in the directon of the opponents goal it will be classed as a shot. we just need someone to say which minute this will happen. In the event of no shots taking place the same numbers will roll over to the next match............. and the match after.
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98th minute when the game has finished and there is no-one in goal
 
The half time penalty kick competition for fans, copying their idols every move, scoring at the plastic meccano Mecca. Ah no...hang on.

Fred the red, scoring in the pre match kick about copying his heroes every move... Ah No...scratch that.

The grounds men chasing the mouse/rat around after the match and it gets chased into a goalmouth, so technically scoring a goal ... Result!
So... 1.5 hours after the first fire drill, that's about 5.15pm for a normal kickoff ... 135 mins.
 
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Please tell me he isn't referring to the rags?
Is he permanently pissed up this crank or what?
And a thread on ragcafe is "not going to another game until lvg goes".
That's it, instead of getting behind your team just throw in the towel and wave the white flag.
Their fans are shithouses, softarses, deluded, mardarses, spoilt, arrogant, cocky, big-headed, bitter and have been found out to be the most disloyal set of fickle cunts ever.
Comedy gold for us blues though.
 
zandvoort blue said:
A 20 year old X Factor contestant.
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Blue Mist said:
Perhaps we should have a Sweep Stake. Name the minute during the next Raggies match when they will have their shot.

Please note the shot does not have to be on target, otherwise we might never have a winner. It just has to be a shot, not even a very hard shot, a pea roller would count. Basically if a player kicks the ball with his boot, somewhere roughly in the directon of the opponents goal it will be classed as a shot. we just need someone to say which minute this will happen. In the event of no shots taking place the same numbers will roll over to the next match............. and the match after.
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David DeGea......3rd minute
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Cracking thread on the Caff. The depression shines through like a lighthouse light through a sea mist.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/if-the-next-manager-is-going-to-be-ryan-giggs.413424/
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Reading that, it's incredible how far they've fallen as a club in such a short space of time. I think the Glazers were exposed as being utterly deficient as owners once the crutch of Ferguson and Gill was removed. The club seems utterly bereft of leadership, direction and vision. There are deep seated problems at that club which seem to have been masked for several years and will take a great deal of unravelling.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Cracking thread on the Caff. The depression shines through like a lighthouse light through a sea mist.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/if-the-next-manager-is-going-to-be-ryan-giggs.413424/
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They'll not appoint Giggs. They'll force him on whoever is next as their number two. Mourinho for example would claim its to tie in with the history and journalists would claim its to prep him for the future, i.e. The United Way!

No way are the stupid enough to give him the head job. He'd not last a month.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
Reading that, it's incredible how far they've fallen as a club in such a short space of time. I think the Glazers were exposed as being utterly deficient as owners once the crutch of Ferguson and Gill was removed. The club seems utterly bereft of leadership, direction and vision. There are deep seated problems at that club which seem to have been masked for several years and will take a great deal of unravelling.
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The problems were deep seated enough to have allowed Ferguson to have jumped into bed with the Irish race horsing mafia, who no sensible manager of any business aside from horse racing or gambling fixing (same thing) would go near. That went inevitably wrong, but shouldnt have been entertained by a brand like manyoo. I agree they have fallen as a club, but its not just the Glazers and it not necessarily in a short space of time. I think baconface created the problems they have entered into, and thankfully made worse
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Cracking thread on the Caff. The depression shines through like a lighthouse light through a sea mist.

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/if-the-next-manager-is-going-to-be-ryan-giggs.413424/
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I like this one.

If we give Giggs the job now then by the 2018/19 season we should be ready to appoint a proper manager and maybe finally get back on track, by then Pep will be off to Italy or outer Mongolia as well and City will have their slump.
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But of course they aren't bothered about us, after all, Liverpool are their rivals. I do however wonder what makes him think that Pep will be such a disaster and that we will suffer an inevitable slump. I think he is confusing reality with fairy godmothers.
 
stony said:
I like this one.



But of course they aren't bothered about us, after all, Liverpool are their rivals. I do however wonder what makes him think that Pep will be such a disaster and that we will suffer an inevitable slump. I think he is confusing reality with fairy godmothers.
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Sounds to me as though he is expecting our slump to occur after Pep's three years have finished, and he is resigned for at least three more years in our shadows before they can even contemplate competing again. Not sure why he would think we aren't planning for Pep's succession even now.
 
Jamie Jackson touting Gary Neville on Talkshite this morning. Dream partnership I would say, Neville and Giggs, Class of '92, United boot room and all that. What could go wrong ?
 
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