United Thread 2015/16

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This time last week i had my rag neighbour going on about how we were fucked and that the rags were now playing with title challenging form. We were going to miss out on top 4 and they were set for their annual strong finish to the season.

LVG, was just starting to come good, attacking football etc..

Tonight he is a wanker, totally out of his depth and dragging the clubs name through the mud by " Not playing the United way".

Poor guy doesn't know what he wants anymore :)
 
Whilst in the van at dinner time, we had it on the radio, and at one point, the commentator said, "shrek floats to the corner of the penalty area".

I asked my partner, "When was the last time shrek floated anywhere?"
 
stony said:
You have to be pragmatic about these things mate. There are two options, gloat or not. Now our game isn't while tomorrow and we may well lose or we might win. If we win you can gloat, but you will have lost 24 hours valuable gloating time. If we lose, nothing will make you feel any better. Not having gloated in the last 24 hours won't make losing any more palatable, it will just mean you've lost out on 24 hours of gloating and piss taking.
Make hay whilst the sun shines.
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...and even if we do lose, we'll still be 6 points ahead of them, with 1 game less to catch us (which they won't do anyway).
 
stony said:
You have to be pragmatic about these things mate. There are two options, gloat or not. Now our game isn't while tomorrow and we may well lose or we might win. If we win you can gloat, but you will have lost 24 hours valuable gloating time. If we lose, nothing will make you feel any better. Not having gloated in the last 24 hours won't make losing any more palatable, it will just mean you've lost out on 24 hours of gloating and piss taking.
Make hay whilst the sun shines.
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Wise words indeed. The gloat urge should never be stifled or suppressed, serious psychological trauma may ensue, particularly
if the gloatee happens to be the Rags, the shock to the system from such abstinence can be substantial.
To counter such negative thoughts I would suggest a good overgloat to balance one's well being and become more in tune
with your inner psysche, so get on the phone/down the pub/Twatter, or whatever,
your health is at stake.
 
mat said:
I'm in two minds about gloating.

Really want to wait until after we play spuds.
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Fuck that mate, we're used to or was used to being shite, we can handle defeat much better than those plastic pricks. So what if we get beat tomorrow, our future is looking fuckin fantastic mate, we're only going one way and that's up. Them lot will never get used to getting beat and being out the top four, they've been spoilt like fuck over these last 20 or so years and think it's their god given right to be top of the league. Us? We've played shite since the end of September and are 6 pts in front of them, in the last 16 of the champions league, got a cup final on the horizon and are fighting to win the league....now that must sting and hurt those rag softarses like fuck!!
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
The retort I have just had to a gentle ribbing is so funny, football is apparently corrupt, boring, not what it used to be and its all ours and Chelsea's fault. They really are a soft bunch of cunts.
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I fucking love it when I hear rags/scousers of both colours/gooners etc bemoaning the death of football. "Football isn't the same any more" That's 'cos you're not winning any more you soft cunts.
 
I can't honestly think of any reason why full on gloating should not be the call - the sad f*ckers have had a good run, ridiculing every other club , due to their admittedly self appointed status as the
" greatest team in the world" , so bring it on , and thank you TT for another special day !

Genuine tears ........................of joy for the whole of the football world, and especially for our wonderful fans !
 
abu13 said:
This time last week i had my rag neighbour going on about how we were fucked and that the rags were now playing with title challenging form. We were going to miss out on top 4 and they were set for their annual strong finish to the season.

LVG, was just starting to come good, attacking football etc..

Tonight he is a wanker, totally out of his depth and dragging the clubs name through the mud by " Not playing the United way".

Poor guy doesn't know what he wants anymore :)
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Sixs and sevens comes to mind.
 
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