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Hummels wants Bayern move - sounds like the first SNUB of the season to me! :D

Obviously talking about the snub season not the league season.
 
IrelandSuperman said:
Hummels wants Bayern move - sounds like the first SNUB of the season to me! :D

Obviously talking about the snub season not the league season.
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Nah, they didn't want him, anyway.
They've got this young fella in the u/12 squad - next Phil Jones, apparently -and he's gonna be better than anyone!
A random Barcelona scout who just happened to be passing Carrington, having gotten lost on his way home from the shops, caught a glimpse of this kid playing and he was blown away! Admittedly, it was FIFA 16 the kid was playing but, still, he was blown away, I tell you!
City are desperate to sign him too but he and his family are all dyed in the wool reds and they even told Khaldoon to fuck off, over a cup of Tetley, when he personally popped in, trying to sign him. He was carrying a coal sack of money, the log books of ten Jaguar cars, the keys to a villa in Goa, a Black & Decker Workbench for his dad, a day pass to a fully licensed aromatherapy spa in Rochdale for his mum and the pick of One Direction for his sister but no, "fuck off, Khaldoon," they said. "You ain't got no history!"

Matt Hummels, you say? I doubt they care...
 
mad4city said:
Nah, they didn't want him, anyway.
They've got this young fella in the u/12 squad - next Phil Jones, apparently -and he's gonna be better than anyone!
A random Barcelona scout who just happened to be passing Carrington, having gotten lost on his way home from the shops, caught a glimpse of this kid playing and he was blown away! Admittedly, it was FIFA 16 the kid was playing but, still, he was blown away, I tell you!
City are desperate to sign him too but he and his family are all dyed in the wool reds and they even told Khaldoon to fuck off, over a cup of Tetley, when he personally popped in, trying to sign him. He was carrying a coal sack of money, the log books of ten Jaguar cars, the keys to a villa in Goa, a Black & Decker Workbench for his dad, a day pass to a fully licensed aromatherapy spa in Rochdale for his mum and the pick of One Direction for his sister but no, "fuck off, Khaldoon," they said. "You ain't got no history!"

Matt Hummels, you say? I doubt they care...
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Brilliant!
 
manimanc said:
Erm aren't you an Oldham fan? In my eyes that makes your point completely irrelevant.
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Well done, I am.

Difference being I come on here to have decent conversation with football fans, yet noticed that this particular thread is just full of your obsession with some clown on Redcafe. Do you not see the irony in calling them obsessed when you fill this thread with quote after quote off some loon on Redcafe?
 
bluegirl74 said:
No, I don't smell anything. SJK is a decent poster who often provides an unbiased opinion on us.
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OK. I'll take your word for it and put an extra layer of foil on my hat. Always suspicious of someone claiming to be from owdam that can write and has access to a computer ;-)
 
I suspect everyone....

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Latics Fan SJK said:
I know.

People are still too quick to label people "rags" on here.
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Eh up matey long time no see you filthy rag hehe :-D
I think someone put summat in the water here tbh SJK.

You should have seen what Pellegrini was being called in December, you would have thought it was rawk or...no, not even redcafe would lose it's shit that bad.
Afterwards...well it has been funny if you want to look at it that way i guess.
 
TCIB said:
Eh up matey long time no see you filthy rag hehe :-D
I think someone put summat in the water here tbh SJK.

You should have seen what Pellegrini was being called in December, you would have thought it was rawk or...no, not even redcafe would lose it's shit that bad.
Afterwards...well it has been funny if you want to look at it that way i guess.
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Yeah I don't post as much these days (some might see that as a good thing). I'll keep my reasons to myself though!

The Pellegrini thread has made for interesting reading though, you're right!

This rag is off to Millwall in the morning anyway, so bedtime soon!
 
Loosers. Plastic fukin losers lost in the past. May every random falling piano land on their heads. Just put £20 on them coming 4th.
 
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