Premier league game 17th may (page 11)

[BoyBlue_1985]

It's unbelievable how they do it, they must have an almost 100% conversion rate this season for shots on target-goals scored.

I still remember how, after the first 3 games, they'd somehow managed to actually score more goals than they'd had shots on target thanks to deflections and og's!!

Which literally means they have had 48 shots on target which is why even rag fans would rather headbutt a nail eyeball first than watch them

 

[aguero93:20]

Think you're being a bit harsh on them! Its a goal every 2mins 30secs!

I'm allowing for the cherries getting a goal in the second half, they look just as likely to score.

 

[80s Shorts]

Anyone panickin?

You bring the cool box.

 

[yeseye]

My brother in law who works for the caterers has texted to say all his employees have had to hand in their mobiles to the rags whilst they work their shift

What are these dicks playing at?

It's called closing the stable door after the horse has bolted!

 

[jimharri]

Deary me.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I'm allowing for the cherries getting a goal in the second half, they look just as likely to score.

I reckon bournemouth will get a couple if rag ragheads go looking for goal number 15

 

[cookster]

Because he's got a mortgage to pay!

I'd rather be fucking homeless, gormless and cockless.

 

[yeseye]

Deary me.

Gold Trafford

 

[Bilboblue]

excellent. got half time full time reverse or draw.

I've got both teams to score and draw final score at 9/2

 

[Pam]

I reckon bournemouth will get a couple if rag ragheads go looking for goal number 15

Fuck off trying to jinx us.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

In fairness the fans all celebrated like they new the seasons finished. Even the 40k irish fans didnt bother coming back over. That place would be heaving if we lost to swansea the fucking shit bags

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'd rather be fucking homeless, gormless and cockless.

You and me both mate, but then we're both massive blues.

 

[worsleyweb]

In fairness the fans all celebrated like they new the seasons finished. Even the 40k irish fans didnt bother coming back over. That place would be heaving if we lost to swansea the fucking shit bags

Knew the seasons finished.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

So I have scrutinised the tv coverage closely and reckon the crowd is around 35-40,000.

Of course it'll be 75,000 in the press.

They had one shot in the first half on target!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That place would be heaving if we lost to swansea the fucking shit bags

Wouldn't it just, although we don't matter to them, of course.

 

[aguero93:20]

I reckon bournemouth will get a couple if rag ragheads go looking for goal number 15

More like goal number 1.5 with these cunts.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sty claims there are 50-55 000 at the swamp tonight.

Never.
In.
This.
World!

 

[SWP's back]

I'd rather be fucking homeless, gormless and cockless.

Two thirds of the way there.

You go girl.

 

[jimharri]

You and me both mate, but then we're both massive blues.

Hmm. Are there any mods on duty tonight?

 

[babyape]

It is incredibly empty. Mentioned it to a few rag mates. Didn't go down well. Met with anger, arrogance, abuse and same old 'your stadium is like that every week.' If ours was like that is I'd hold my hands up and say 'fair play.' They just can't. Angry lot.