United Thread 2015/16

[Pam]

They are such stupid bastards. They are ALL such stupid bastards. Even the tea lady is a right stupid bastard. I bet half the Caf are on this forum anticipating a melt down. Don't think so Raggies.

 

[Helmet Cole]

They'll have to keep giggs just so the players know he's not banging their wives while they at training or playing matches. At least if they see him sat in the dugout they know he's not round their house.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Who's on third.

That's what I said

 

[M18CTID]

Is it official yet?

 

[sir baconface]

Nevin is a professional Chelsea licker. No doubt spent the last 10 years fawning over the odious one.

He has a slightly salty taste on his lips.

 

[Pam]

Whos?

Lol, good question.

 

[flb]

It would be great karma for him to have to leave as well as losing his wife and half his fortune,i'm an evil women lol

They will find room for him, he will pop up managing the kids or something.

I wonder if Charlton is shaking like a shitting dog , or has he now got his tongue firmly down the back of the gougers trousers?

Comedy gold

 

[sir baconface]

Some utterly disrespectful comments on here today.





Keep em coming.

 

[Pam]

Why can't they do anything without being hilarious?

 

[KentBlue]

Family Man won't be going anywhere unless GPC says so. After all, the Welsh wanker has spent all his adult life being the pisscans puppet ("No. You can't represent your country. You've sprained an eyebrow...tell the Taffies to fuck off!"). He needs the GPC to make all his decisions for him. Spineless prick that he is.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Reading these last few pages has served to remind me (not that I needed it) just how much fun being given a City fan is these days - as it has been for several years now. More fun than I could have once possibly imagined.

 

[sir baconface]

They will find room for him, he will pop up managing the kids or something.

Carrying a giant bag of Haribos, no doubt.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

They will find room for him, he will pop up managing the kids or something.

I wonder if Charlton is shaking like a shitting dog , or has he now got his tongue firmly down the back of the gougers trousers?

Comedy gold

Should we all wear safty goggles to the derby?

 

[sir baconface]

Reading these last few pages has served to remind me (not that I needed it) just how much fun being given a City fan is these days - as it has been for several years now. More fun than I could have once possibly imagined.

I've cum in me pants three times ... a feat I thought was a thing of the past.

 

[M18CTID]

Reading these last few pages has served to remind me (not that I needed it) just how much fun being given a City fan is these days - as it has been for several years now. More fun than I could have once possibly imagined.

Absolutely mate. Especially as according to some ITK on Rag Cafe, all City fans would sooner United fuck things up than City win trophies so this particular episode of them not even being able to sack the Tactical Turtle properly is manna from heaven for all us BBCs (Bitter Blue Cunts)

 

[Pam]

They are one and a half hours late, as usual. Where is Louis. He has yet to emerge from the Rattington training camp. Have they bumped him off?

 

[kaz7]

They are one and a half hours late, as usual. Where is Louis. He has yet to emerge from the Rattington training camp. Have they bumped him off?

They are late for everything these days

 

[sir baconface]

They are one and a half hours late, as usual. Where is Louis. He has yet to emerge from the Rattington training camp. Have they bumped him off?

Sir Paddy Crerand bottled his taxi.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Have I missed something or are they really just taking the piss now?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Sir Paddy Crerand bottled his taxi.

Surely he travel by hearse these days?