United thread 2015/16

[Cityisland]

He could still turn them down, oh how we'd all laugh.

Thought had crossed my mind. That would be hilarious.

 

[blueincy]

 

[blueincy]

 

[Vienna_70]

Thought had crossed my mind. That would be hilarious.

Idiot fucking rag at work today suggested that Pep might change his mind and decide not to come to City after all.

I didn't even bother replying to him.

 

[cleavers]

Surprised ??

 

[aguero93:20]

Surprised ??

I'd say a deeper inspection of said rags twitter page would have a similar swing on Guardiola.

 

[cleavers]

I'd say a deeper inspection of said rags twitter page would have a similar swing on Guardiola.

I don't inspect rag twitter pages, so I'll leave it for you.

 

[aguero93:20]

I don't inspect rag twitter pages, so I'll leave it for you.

Couldn't be arsed, have to listen to their shite every day already over here.

 

[CTID1988]

Personal terms agreed with the Portuguese dick, according to SSN

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Did he go to SnappySacks?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Personal terms agreed with the Portuguese dick, according to SSN

Did they report whether those personal terms included being a **** at every available opportunity?

 

[lancs blue]

Personal terms agreed with the Portuguese dick, according to SSN

That's the extra TV money gone. ;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Did they report whether those personal terms included being a **** at every available opportunity?

Well there was a rumour he'd refused a behaviour clause.

 

[cleavers]

Well there was a rumour he'd refused a behaviour clause.

Probably refused to be less of a c*nt than ferguson.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Well there was a rumour he'd refused a behaviour clause.

That accounts for all that horny sex masochism he's been up to at the swamp. It's all beginning to make sense now.

 

[aguero93:20]

Probably refused to be less of a c*nt than ferguson.

That club is going to resemble the Jeremy Kyle show if those 2, the family man and wooney are all there next season.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

For every lurking rag bastard. This sums up every rag i know. All hated jose now hes the new messiah. Rags are the biggest two-faced bullshitting smelly scruffy cnuts ever to walk the earth. Sooner they dissappear in bankruptcy liquidation the better. Wankers!

Ps anyone know why on my phone it takes 3 years for a page to load!! doing my nut in.

 

[cleavers]

That club is going to resemble the Jeremy Kyle show if those 2, the family man and wooney are all there next season.

You missed Ibrahimovic....(probably).

 

[old blue]

Well there was a rumour he'd refused a behaviour clause.

And a sanity clause.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

And a sanity clause.

Oh, come on! Everyone knows there is no such thing as 'sanity clause'.