United thread 2015/16

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They say we have killed football, look at the angle of this piece.
It is literally an accountants opinion and view on Ibrahimovic joining but oh so positive.
Not one mention of his playing, just how great it is for the money men. Is it just me or would we not be given the same considerations on the BBC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36368433

Any financial piece on us unless grudgingly accepting the facts (which are quickly forgotten) is negative but here it is a masterpiece of marketing.

It may well be good for cash but i stand by my opinion it is very likely to go wrong on every other front. They have wanged the cash flow well already so saying this will cover loss from cl money i find irrelevant.
Fortunately we have greater vision and the base for it to work so do not have use this angle as anything close to a major recruitment method/consideration.

The money men at utd may have nice cars but seem to act like an 8yo who found a 10 quid note with 5min until the sweet shop shuts.
As long as the accountancy mentality is in their offices they will stay where they are imo and maybe drop further if others stick at it.
 
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They could buy Jo or even Bony at the moment and the BBC and the rest of the rag media would present it as a dream come true.
It's a complete rag wankfest.
 
In basic terms, United would have to shift a million shirts with his name on.

Dick!

Oh. Couple of Reds in work already chanting his name, and he hasn't even signed yet.

They really are a giddy lot those United fans.

But yes, watch the media now go into United and Jose overdrive. Bunker down for a few weeks of glory, glory, Man United.

While across the City, the *Manager all United fans really wanted* arrives quietly and without the Mourinho and the biggest club in the World circus.
 
jrb said:
While across the City, the *Manager all United fans really wanted* arrives quietly and without the Mourinho and the biggest club in the World circus.
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Yes. Beautiful isn't it ? All eyes will be on the rags whilst we quietly go about our business. The risk of internationally witnessed humiliation is all theirs.
 
Blue_Rossy said:
For every lurking rag bastard. This sums up every rag i know. All hated jose now hes the new messiah. Rags are the biggest two-faced bullshitting smelly scruffy cnuts ever to walk the earth. Sooner they dissappear in bankruptcy liquidation the better. Wankers!

Ps anyone know why on my phone it takes 3 years for a page to load!! doing my nut in.
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Take it easy mate. The name Mourinho came up here quite a few times as well to become City manager. More than a few times tbf.
Just be happy we got the one everyone wanted. Including that lot.
 
Fuck me they are milking this with the eye gouger aren't they? Are we to wait for the white smoke to appear to start the street parties!! And in he comes, carried in shoulder high on a throne, rose petals scattered underneath every step he takes..
You have to laugh haven't you. Guaranteed the date he gets anointed will be a bank holiday next year.
 
TCIB said:
They say we have killed football, look at the angle of this piece.
It is literally an accountants opinion and view on Ibrahimovic joining but oh so positive.
Not one mention of his playing, just how great it is for the money men. Is it just me or would we not be given the same considerations on the BBC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36368433

Any financial piece on us unless grudgingly accepting the facts (which are quickly forgotten) is negative but here it is a masterpiece of marketing.

It may well be good for cash but i stand by my opinion it is very likely to go wrong on every other front. They have wanged the cash flow well already so saying this will cover loss from cl money i find irrelevant.
Fortunately we have greater vision and the base for it to work so do not have use this angle as anything close to a major recruitment method/consideration.

The money men at utd may have nice cars but seem to act like an 8yo who found a 10 quid note with 5min until the sweet shop shuts.
As long as the accountancy mentality is in their offices they will stay where they are imo and maybe drop further if others stick at it.
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Shatov tells me he has never heard of this 'Zoltan' character?!!?!? #shatfact
 
manimanc said:
Fuck me they are milking this with the eye gouger aren't they? Are we to wait for the white smoke to appear to start the street parties!! And in he comes, carried in shoulder high on a throne, rose petals scattered underneath every step he takes..
You have to laugh haven't you. Guaranteed the date he gets anointed will be a bank holiday next year.
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I must be reading different reports. Seems to me that there is a far greater degree of scepticism about him now than when he returned to Chelsea. More focus on his dark side, less unadulterated hero worship.
 
sir baconface said:
Oh yes. Bluemoon had its "Mou" contingent who are happy with results at all costs. They have gone quiet now. Maybe "they didn't want him anyway".
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Well after Maureen decided to mimic Van Gaal's second spell at Barca it's hardly a surprise.
 
Blue_Rossy said:
For every lurking rag bastard. This sums up every rag i know. All hated jose now hes the new messiah. Rags are the biggest two-faced bullshitting smelly scruffy cnuts ever to walk the earth. Sooner they dissappear in bankruptcy liquidation the better. Wankers!

Ps anyone know why on my phone it takes 3 years for a page to load!! doing my nut in.
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Bloody hell,rags eh?
 
Anyone else think the club didn't announce Gundogan yesterday because they thought the Rags were announcing Maureen? Might see this again today but hopefully by tomorrow we'll announce and the same scum fans who were praising the lad last year will be calling him a shit Schneiderlin
 
cibaman said:
I must be reading different reports. Seems to me that there is a far greater degree of scepticism about him now than when he returned to Chelsea. More focus on his dark side, less unadulterated hero worship.
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That's how I see it too. Even cuntona reckons he's a nob, and that's coming from the loon that karate kicked a palace fan during a game. The media will love Jose so long as the scum grind out results and he speaks in newspaper friendly headlines. So long as pep doesn't push his buttons we'll probably have two years of that before he loses it again.
 
Quotes from Cantona intierview yesterday..
“I love José Mourinho, but in terms of the type of football he plays I don’t think he is Manchester United,” “Guardiola was the one to take. He is the spiritual son of Johan Cruyff,” Ha
 
TCIB said:
They say we have killed football, look at the angle of this piece.
It is literally an accountants opinion and view on Ibrahimovic joining but oh so positive.
Not one mention of his playing, just how great it is for the money men. Is it just me or would we not be given the same considerations on the BBC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36368433

Does the BBC use children to undertake their research ? here is one snippet from that joke article......
"It would not surprise me if Zlatan sold more shirts than Ronaldo or Lionel Messi," that ridiculous comment comes from someone allegedly at University !!

To count as extra revenue people who would not normally buy a Rag shirt would have to go out and make a purchase. If they intended to buy a shirt anyway it is not extra revenue and therefore the whoe article is, like the BBC a joke.

Any financial piece on us unless grudgingly accepting the facts (which are quickly forgotten) is negative but here it is a masterpiece of marketing.

It may well be good for cash but i stand by my opinion it is very likely to go wrong on every other front. They have wanged the cash flow well already so saying this will cover loss from cl money i find irrelevant.
Fortunately we have greater vision and the base for it to work so do not have use this angle as anything close to a major recruitment method/consideration.

The money men at utd may have nice cars but seem to act like an 8yo who found a 10 quid note with 5min until the sweet shop shuts.
As long as the accountancy mentality is in their offices they will stay where they are imo and maybe drop further if others stick at it.
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yeseye said:
Definitely a new bus.
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One of the best ever threads that day..
 
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