Went out on the lash with a mate of mine and a few other pals we met at the pub prior. I was 17 just about to turn 18 at the time.
We were having a few drinks and my cousin came over with her friend, Charlie, lovely bit of stufd she was. Only 5'2, D cup and a great arse. Stunning brown eyes I lost myself in, 'Brown eyed girl' I sang to her and thats how we got talking.
All was well, we really fell for one another, her folks were great too. I used to crash there and go out for meals, drinks, days out etc. Really got on with her old man, was a great bloke, the kind of bloke you wish was your Dad. We shared a mutual love for boxing, football and Fred Dibnah.
Anyway, I went out to watch England v Jamaica at the swamp, when I came back I had a phone call, she had been necking a chap in a car on a car park.
The way home I chinned the chap and got my first offence, painted fences and built bird-boxes for 200 hours for my efforts.
She said sorry a thousand times, I refused to listen. But her Dad begged me to give her another chance, so I did. Was never the same, and neither was she. Really possessive and clingy, texting all the fucking time etc. Anyway, she stopped playing netball and going out became a hermit. Began eating more and more, first a muffin top and then her clothes became lethal weapons due to buttons waiting to shoot out. Went from an 8 to a 14 in the space of three months. I used to tap her quite often, but as time went on my appetite for sex was the polar opposite to her appetite for food. I stopped going around so often and started shagging around, the more wenches I slept with, the less appealing she became. I ditched her, for our own goods.
In the space of 12 months we both found our loves, I have been with mine 10 years next month, 2 kids and an house etc. She has been married, 2 kids but my God did I dodge a bullet, she us a fucking tank, like Bubbles from Little Britain, still has a nice face but she is so fat her shins have the same texture as a primary school toilet ceiling that has had wet paper tissue thrown up at it. She is a fucking mess, an utter eyesore, thank fuck I saw sense. For my sanity and my bank balance feeding the unit.
She had a cracking body, now looks like shes melting, what a fucking waste. Btw, you would not believe how many times I used to think of her Mum, Jackie when I used to slip on into Charlie. What a milf she was, used to love popping into the utility room for the.old mans booze stash, many a times I would have a gander at the undies airing in front of the radiator. Lovely translucent things she had, once pinched a pair for my mate for a tenner bet.
Ahh, memories.