The are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet? thread.

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

We don`t want any of that American shit on here thank you. ;)

Indeed not. Any mention of soccer should initiate an immediate ban.....

 

[BAB.DAB]

As someone who lives in Portsmouth all I can do is lol at the statement.

Much amusement was caused down here when he started going out with the local bike and she brought him into a pub and he was gushing about how much he loved her to a table full of us and up to 4 of us had slept with her lol

Have you still got her mobile number?

 

[Erling Haaland's Eyebrows]

As someone who lives in Portsmouth all I can do is lol at the statement.

Much amusement was caused down here when he started going out with the local bike and she brought him into a pub and he was gushing about how much he loved her to a table full of us and up to 4 of us had slept with her lol

You know the rules!!

 

[southamptonblue]

As someone who lives in Portsmouth all I can do is lol at the statement.

Much amusement was caused down here when he started going out with the local bike and she brought him into a pub and he was gushing about how much he loved her to a table full of us and up to 4 of us had slept with her lol

Surely any pompey woman would have got same reaction? ;)

 

[BAB.DAB]

Happy with our transfers so far just want Stones done and players out if a few more are incoming then I hope they are older wiser and more experienced than our last few deals

 

[worsleyweb]

if bony goes i think we are light up front.

 

[BringBackSwales]

if bony goes i think we are light up front.

Same as if he stays then WW?

 

[andyhinch]

if bony goes i think we are light up front.

About 15 stone :-)

 

[xgorton]

if bony goes i think we are light up front.

But Stones in at the back.

 

[BAB.DAB]

if bony goes i think we are light up front.

Agree Nacho and Jesus are the future not finished article's need a partner for Kun another beast

 

[york away to this!]

So after a week in sunny Portugal, what's changed?...

 

[oakiecokie]

So after a week in sunny Portugal, what's changed?...

Well Kolarovs still fucking here.

 

[york away to this!]

Well Kolarovs still fucking here.

I like kolarov...or do I have sunstroke?

 

[oakiecokie]

I like kolarov...or do I have sunstroke?

You need urgent medical treatment.I fear its far worse than sunstroke.
Good time away mate ? Somewhere we`ve always said we`d visit but never got around to doing it yet.

 

[york away to this!]

Vale de lobo. All very nice and sanitised, though a bit wankerish, if that makes sense. I fitted in perfectly...

 

[oakiecokie]

Vale de lobo. All very nice and sanitised, though a bit wankerish, if that makes sense. I fitted in perfectly...

Do I detect a hint of Blackpool about the place or more a sleeping town for us pensioners.

 

[york away to this!]

Do I detect a hint of Blackpool about the place or more a sleeping town for us pensioners.

It's all gated mansions, well clipped landscape, golf wankers and over-privileged teenagers demanding greygoose shisha...

 

[hilts]

So after a week in sunny Portugal, what's changed?...

Quite a bit actually

Unfortunately most of it is about boilers

 

[simon23]

We need a midfielder who instantly inproves our options above delph and fernando for me...

 

[ojeme]

We need a midfielder who instantly inproves our options above delph and fernando for me...

Isco?