The are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet? thread.

[itisrising]

it takes us 8+ months to sign De Bruyne & Sane etc but we will pull a galactico out of our hat without it being leaked to the press at all ?

This is essentially my thinking. Only real candidate would be Bonucci as we've been following him for a while. People hoping for Messi are being very naive.

 

[richards30]

As mad as it sounds, I think I'd pass on messi if it meant we got a few more defenders and a midfielder.

Yep me too! Stones, bonnuci and either kroos or Thiago would be better than signing messi imo.

 

[worsleyweb]

I'll get in bed with you if you're correct.

I think we will be tucked up together this time tommorow. It all fits - messi has a beard at the moment! We have tried for 3 years for him. His tax case. Just been in London. The Pep factor. Tolmies xmas posts. Zabba staying.
Usurping the pogpa news. Let's see.

 

[magistadreadnought]

What's the criteria? He's got a beard and it's a marquee signing?

 

[pavelsrnicek]

Guessing that as Arsenal want Denayer and desperately need a centre back there willing to talk about selling us one of their players. Ramsey maybe?

 

[onceabluealways]

Yep me too! Stones, bonnuci and either kroos or Thiago would be better than signing messi imo.

I also agree - I'd take Kroos, Stones & Bonucci over Messi.

 

[kaz7]

This is essentially my thinking. Only real candidate would be Bonucci as we've been following him for a while. People hoping for Messi are being very naive.

It's humour,no-one expects messi really

 

[markbmcfc]

I think we will be tucked up together this time tommorow. It all fits - messi has a beard at the moment! We have tried for 3 years for him. His tax case. Just been in London. The Pep factor. Tolmies xmas posts. Zabba staying.
Usurping the pogpa news. Let's see.

I'll bring the lube.

 

[worsleyweb]

It's humour,no-one expects messi really

I do

 

[worsleyweb]

I'll bring the lube.

Brilliant. I don't take.

 

[thor]

I think we will be tucked up together this time tommorow. It all fits - messi has a beard at the moment! We have tried for 3 years for him. His tax case. Just been in London. The Pep factor. Tolmies xmas posts. Zabba staying.
Usurping the pogpa news. Let's see.

If we sign Messi I'll send the missus round to join you two.

 

[richards30]

What's the criteria? He's got a beard and it's a marquee signing?

Seems that way mate! Lol fuck it, everyone will spend hours on here and still not work it out and tolm is probably laughing his balls off at all the guesses.

 

[kaz7]

I do

You are a dreamer :)

 

[markbmcfc]

What's the criteria? He's got a beard and it's a marquee signing?

Yes, and he likes Christmas songs.

 

[worsleyweb]

If we sign Messi I'll send the missus round to join you two.

Can you send a pic of her first please?

 

[pml79]

What's the criteria? He's got a beard and it's a marquee signing?

All our Xmas at once too

 

[Neville Kneville]

Out of interest, where would people rate a Stones and Bonucci partnership in world football?

Considerably behind Kompany & Bonucci

 

[markbmcfc]

If we sign Messi I'll send the missus round to join you two.

Bring your hammer.

 

[worsleyweb]

Plus the world record bid on the chairmans desk posted a couple of weeks ago!!

 

[johnmc]

Plus the world record bid on the chairmans desk posted a couple of weeks ago!!

It's all adding up. The owners gift we still await, lots of fans asking Pep whether Messi is coming and wanting to appease the fans, the world record bid, the beard, London.

I can see no other conclusion than Messi signing by tomorrow night. The rags will break the world record which will last just a couple of hours.